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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834

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[–] BigBenis 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who's never been to Brazil.

[–] richardisaguy 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

As a brazilian who doesnt live in "all my brazilian friends live here" i have to say i am profoundly affended.

Good job :)

[–] NotSpez 8 points 5 days ago

You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?

But yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Very hot cities. Isn't San Diego supposed to be one of the best ranked in weather in the world? It's like less hot Orlando

[–] WhatsHerBucket 3 points 5 days ago

San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.

The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it

[–] postmateDumbass 2 points 13 hours ago

Annexed Canadians is pretty good tho.

Lost Scandanavians would be more accurate but.

[–] richardisaguy 39 points 6 days ago

Don't worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases

[–] Archer 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

And Everett, Bremerton, and Whidbey (I used to work for the Navy Exchange)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago

Here's my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it's a country?)

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 48 points 6 days ago

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.

And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only seasons in California are sun and fire.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.

[–] MintyFresh 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place

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[–] chiliedogg 19 points 6 days ago

I don't think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a Brazilian, I didn't even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)

[–] GladiusB 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You haven't heard of LA? That surprises me.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:

Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.

[–] Stovetop 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Known for its motto, "The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don't just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That "people live here?" section contains Pittsburgh, Buffalo... also, more importantly, Scranton. And Old Forge, the hilariously self described pizza capital of the world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Plus the “lake lovers” should probably be extended over to at least include the city that shares a name with one of those lakes. (Erie, PA)

[–] NONE_dc 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn't deserve such horrendous fate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

It's not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The cities along California's coast aren't barely habitable because of the heat; they're barely habitable because of pollution.

Signed, A Californian.

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[–] Treczoks 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,

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[–] roguetrick 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move. America has been giving it question marks since the founding.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

MUST BE UNIFIED

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.

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[–] pjwestin 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.

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[–] disguy_ovahea 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mississippi exists, despite it's complete lack of justification to do so.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Montana? Montana's just, like, Montana, man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Hand over Hannah, Montana!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I've never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

[–] JigglySackles 1 points 4 days ago

Lol fantastic, i love it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Those lakes do really have a lot to love

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