Strawberry

They eat nonstop and get fat as caterpillars, then spend most of their energy metamorphosing, and then the rest is for fucking and sucking

https://volokh.com/2012/11/06/the-case-for-abstaining-from-voting-on-issues-where-you-are-ignorant/

It would be dangerous to give government the power to forcibly exclude ignorant voters from the franchise. Incumbent political leaders could too easily abuse it to exclude their political opponents or to target unpopular minorities. But there is no such danger if a voter voluntarily chooses not to vote in a particular race because he or she decides they don’t have enough knowledge to vote responsibly.

talk to your dog

bedrock isn't real

It is clearly a joke aimed at the futility of trying to capitulate to reactionaries by becoming reactionary

Lmao you just know that last sentence in the article was inserted in there by a salty editor

Donald Trump just won with a plurality of around 31% of eligible voters

They also have to eat their shit to properly digest everything because one pass isn't enough

not to mention all the land we waste growing crops to feed farmed animals in the first place

Israel is a colonial project of creating Lebensraum for Jewish people. That's not saying that Israel is equivalent to Judaism, rather that the explicit purpose of Israel is to create an ethnostate

I completely agree, my friend. One time a toddler bit my dog so I had the police come and shoot him. Luckily the toddler did not have rabies, so we did not have to do the extended treatment for my dog.

The vaccines are not guaranteed to work, so we must sacrifice the animal in a prayer to ensure they do