Archer

Wake up babe, new Iraqi tourist spot just dropped

It’ll be a 5x5 plot on Mar-a-Lago with one of those little free library boxes. He’ll charge the GAO 10k in rent a month. It will only be open on Thursdays for a hour and not marked on any map. The box will be stuffed with classified documents.

People talk about nuking hurricanes so much NOAA has it as part of an FAQ on their site. The gist? It doesn’t work and would just make a hurricane more radioactive

Yes, actually. MLMs convince people that everyone is doing or can do it, and these types of posts would be a great way to build the illusion

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Wake up babe new A-10 ammo just dropped

First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized Makes It True

We almost nuked North Carolina by accident and we’ve lost a few nukes. It’s not great

Juicero we hardly knew ye

Blindly stumbling along then trying to pretend it was 4D chess all along sounds much more like us

I’m sure whatever garbage Clarence Thomas vomited up for the Korematsu dissent is terrible and he’ll find another way to bring it up

Oh no, it’s the extremely predictable consequences of my actions