BigBenis

What are these "friends" you speak of?

CONSUME

"We wanted to live. We had no combat experience. We were just ordinary working people from villages"

This is the cost of war. Everyday people going about their lives with friends and family having their time on this world upended and cut short, all at the whim of some asshole putting their own ambition before the livelihood of others.

Oh yeah I see it too! Between this and the other things, they all seem to have a slight over-exaggeration of what we'd expect. Kinda interesting.

Oh good catch! That's a bit wonky. Through his shoulders do turn that way so I can kinda see what the AI was "thinking".

Approx 17 billion hoodies

That number seems hard to believe... That would mean on average every human in the world would be washing at least two hoodies last night.

This animation is incredible. The best AI generated animation I think I've seen. The only weird thing I can detect is the excessive flopping of his sleeve. But to make up for it is the way his index finger is slightly bent because you can't tuck the rest of your fingers all the way in without doing so. Crazy stuff.

These people are so predictable and unoriginal. "Fiercely oppose wherever the opposition is doing and vow to accomplish the opposite" is their entire platform. Their entire ideology is reduced to devout contrarianism.

Lol why not the rest of Mexico and Haiti as well?

It's times like these that I wonder whether perhaps God is real and is just laying low so they can troll us with shit like this. That's probably what I would do (after erasing world hunger, cancer, tuberculosis, etc. from existence).

Me: One?

Optometrist: Wrong! How dare you! Get out of my sight!

Lol I didn't notice this was the Onion at first and genuinely thought this was real.