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[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Bombcock, bombcock,
send your asshole into shock ...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

3/4 of volume is taken by wood, what are you, russian logistics officer?

also no way to attach spoon-type igniter, this thing is properly ancient design

[–] Madison420 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The fun part is they used to be shipped without the ignitor installed so a lot of the duds were simply because people didn't follow instructions and didn't grab the little tin filled with ignitors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

soviet pattern grenades are shipped disassembled even today, but it's kinda harder to miss that you don't have the entire pin and spoon mechanism

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

want longer range? hear me out:

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve seen the videos of boot instructors being rightfully paranoid that the boots are gonna drop the live grenades during training, I feel like adding these into the mix would straight up give them heart attacks.

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[–] Etterra 11 points 1 day ago
[–] thebigslime 5 points 1 day ago

Ye olde grenade yeeter

[–] glitchdx 90 points 2 days ago (17 children)

baseball.

The average American could be expected to already know how to throw a baseball, so it was easier to change the equipment to fit the user than to train every fucking soldier how to throw a lopsided stick.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's a reason for then not now.

Better question is then why didn't Germany stick with the old design instead of switching to more "modern" looking grenades?

And the answer is NOT "baseball". The answer is that they're too heavy and cumbersome. And the cons outweighs the pros.

[–] Madison420 0 points 17 hours ago

It's actually that they're more expensive when you add the frag jacket to them. There cheaper to produce but logistically more expensive being larger and multi part.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The answer is it simplified NATO logistics

Pray we don't simplify it further

[–] SkunkWorkz 11 points 2 days ago

Is this why soldiers in the rest of the world kick their grenades like a soccer ball?

[–] setsneedtofeed 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That and all the other reasons. The only stick grenades still around in appreciable numbers are anti-armor grenades where the handle has a parachute inside. For normal fragmentation grenades, essentially everyone has moved to non-stick grenades (except the USMC who want to make stick grenades).

Even in WW2, the Germans produced more of the boring looking Model 39 grenades than they did of the iconic and eye catching stick grenades. People notice what they want to notice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Hungary made stick grenades until relatively recently, but even there stick part is much shorter (M42)

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[–] Bytemeister 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Knife juggler here, so I have a lot of experience throwing off-CG objects...

It's not really that different from throwing a baseball. It's a little more difficult to catch, but with very little practice ( like 5 or 10 minutes) you'll be able to do it. That being said, I think the "baseball" style grenades where adopted because they can fit through smaller openings, you can roll or tumble them towards your target, they're harder to see, and harder to scoop up and throw back.

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[–] rustyfish 120 points 2 days ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enought

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

This destroys the butthole.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

count to ten

[–] idunnololz 9 points 2 days ago

Barbed for my pleasure uwu

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago
[–] Tyfud 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can carry 8 modern hand grenades, or 2 of those things.

[–] IndiBrony 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

We should use those ball throwers for dogs. Imagine the distance you could get! Then you could have 8 normal grenades and throw them stupid distances.

[–] hydrospanner 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

An atlatl for grenades!

A splatlatl, if you will.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How about just clubbing someone with a live explosive?

[–] trashgirlfriend 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This only works if you are black and Scottish

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[–] setsneedtofeed 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wisest wizard gets weird in the marines

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[–] yesman 81 points 2 days ago (19 children)

The Germans did have hand grenades without a stick. Their doctrine was the stick type was for offensive operations, and the little one was favored for defense.

I assume this has something to do with the distance you can throw them.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago

Also they're way bigger, taking more space in storage and when in transport

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

We have grenade launchers now.

Someone needs to make one that fires the stick grenades. At 3500 RPM.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Once again NCD reinvents the bolter

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Too many people tried using them as hammers.

[–] setsneedtofeed 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

TNT filler is very stable. It's fine. I mean, the grenades would not be great as hammers, but they won't explode at a touch.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Can give you pleasure

Idk, the round ones do just fine for me, just a bit different form of pleasure.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

>can give you pleasure

Are we saying blowing stuff up is fun, or telling you to go fuck yourself with a grenade?

[–] toynbee 24 points 2 days ago
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