HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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This was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good story in c/aboringdystopia
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

But where will I get my orphan paste you monster

The halberd is the superior weapon fite me in c/historymemes
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 7 hours ago

Us pointy stick fanciers have some words

Dogs and Cats and Santa [Sarah's Scribbles] in c/comicstrips
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 7 hours ago

My cat would be showing santa his butthole

Battle like MEN in c/[email protected]
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

Getting Old in c/comicstrips
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 7 hours ago

My most embarrassing one was throwing my back out yawning. It was a hell of a yawn.

That's a good one in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 7 hours ago

Have you been an AI long?

That's a good one in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 7 hours ago

I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock

Fifth Circuit: Salesforce Can’t Use Section 230 To Get Out Of Sex Trafficking Case, Because It Only Provided CRM Software, Not Content Moderation in c/technology
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

expecting the government to act sensibly and logically is a real easy path to madness

Money in c/[email protected]
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 day ago

In my belly and thighs.

Fifth Circuit: Salesforce Can’t Use Section 230 To Get Out Of Sex Trafficking Case, Because It Only Provided CRM Software, Not Content Moderation in c/technology
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

when I ran my own business I had a support deal with my main software vendor. Maybe something like that is being held against them?

You’re being lied to about “ultra-processed” foods in c/vegan
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I make my own sausages every now and then. I usually only make enough for that week, but they last in the freezer maybe a month. I'm sure they'd be on the list too.

Worth it in c/[email protected]
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 1 day ago

The cat is ashamed of your loss

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Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce? (self.nostupidquestions)
 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

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The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper (self.poetry)
 

And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

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He hardly bites, he likes to squeal, he runs around the dabo wheel (lemmy.world)
 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA to c/[email protected]
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Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

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Its a Teenage Dream (memeit.so)
 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

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But how does he type? (piped.video)
 

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