rustyfish

joined 1 year ago
[–] rustyfish 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Two days ago some insufferable clowns run around Lemmy acting like Trump was their man and “it’s the democrats who murder Palestinians”. Something something both sides, but republicans are better, not gonna vote, everyone is dumb, and so on. Pretty sure this won’t chance anything. The density was amazing actually.

Remember kids: If you go through life thinking everyone else is an idiot, it is you who’s the problem.

[–] rustyfish 12 points 3 hours ago

All I see here is Trump trying to give some murder triple blowjob to his role models.

[–] rustyfish 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ok that’s pretty fucking funny. Has anybody already made R34 of that?

[–] rustyfish 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I can’t post it here. You’ve got mail.

[–] rustyfish 4 points 7 hours ago

I’m already at 40 hours. I don’t want the extra money. I want less work.

[–] rustyfish 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Huh. Someone must have triggered the fourth paradox. Nice!

[–] rustyfish 12 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

That’s super disturbing and reminds me of a comic I try to forget for years by now.

[–] rustyfish 19 points 9 hours ago (8 children)

I’m late to the party. What’s up with all that couch fucking?

[–] rustyfish 1 points 9 hours ago

It was a joke.

[–] rustyfish 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way.

[–] rustyfish 2 points 11 hours ago

We have to develop the technology to perfectly detect lies and give everyone who wants to be in office a collar which gives them seizures when lying.

Every Parlament around the world would look like a Harlem shake gone wrong.

[–] rustyfish 3 points 11 hours ago

Which is the best kind of boi.

 
 
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I’ll start: My first GF and I didn’t use protection. We used the pull out technique. FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR! I was 19 and could have ruined my life then and there.

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