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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My 'memories' are random art asset files from a mod I downloaded.

[–] Maalus 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was a dude who posted like 3 pics of his totally wrecked car on Facebook.

He then got the "memories" reel with a catchy melody and the same 3 pictures of the fucked up car rotating in and out.

[–] miseducator 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I remember that. One of the pics is him in the hospital. Shit was so funny!

Edit: Here it is!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

"And remember this?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Ahh, those were the days

[–] MCHEVA4EVA 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's hillarious. I get site inspection photos. It always makes me laugh when Google photos asks me if I remember this random sandy lot from 5 years ago. No I don't google photos no I don't. The future is so dumb and I love it.

[–] Valmond 7 points 1 month ago

I took photos of where I parked my car, as it was a quite big multi store garage and I used my xar only once a week. Got a cute collage of 5 cars with flowers one day 💓 do you remember?

I expect my laundry from 5 years popping up on my toaster in the future.

[–] lemmyman 7 points 1 month ago

Screenshots of what seems to be Witcher 3, taken whenever the game was saved.

[–] umbraroze 5 points 1 month ago

For me OneDrive "memories" are from my wallpaper folder or Xbox screenshots.

Google "memories" are food diary photos (on days when my food budget is spent, Google loves to show me photos of the massive pizzas I ate years ago, because it knows) or random sunsets. (Except for that photo collage with cheery music from my grandma's funeral. Why did it have to do that specifically. Just asking.)

[–] NegativeLookBehind 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, cmon…bread day??? You don’t remember bread day?????

[–] expatriado 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Call a bondulance

[–] ProfessorProteus 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe if you didn't get baked all the time...

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[–] Aneb 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like you need a bread picture for your memories. Take mine Fresh baked bread

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That is some good looken bread.

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[–] Kbobabob 12 points 1 month ago

Here's my recent bread in case you need options

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least, it's a good bread

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Idk...

Depends on preference but I usually go for bread with more fiber cause after eating this you will be hungry again in 20mins.

But at least there arent many holes the size of our solar system so you can spread the butter/margarine quite nicely.

[–] solomon42069 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Better than Facebook - I had to delete my account and start over cause it kept showing me memories with my ex and old holiday photos. Cause that's what people need - a reminder of their time in hell.

[–] Professorozone 13 points 1 month ago

Before my Facebook account was hacked and I never got a new one, it would show me memories of when my mom died.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Plastic_Ramses 27 points 1 month ago (8 children)

These types of posts just remind me how bad people are at using computers.

Ive used windows 11 since it came out. I disable onedrive on the same day. I have never, ever seen this bullshit.

[–] shneancy 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

i'm baffled by people who use one drive, especially in its default setting where it saves all your shit in the cloud. Even if they have a perfectly stable Internet 24/7, do they not feel weird having a company keep their files on some drive they'll never see? do they even know this is what's happening?

[–] 1luv8008135 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do they not feel weird having a company keep their files on some drive they’ll never see?

It’s not just some drive, it’s one drive!

do they even know this is what’s happening?

Take a wild guess…

Your average pc/tech user is so far removed from having or needing any tech knowledge. Convenience is everything. As long as it works, who cares how it works… and that’s how we ended up with basically everyone walking around with devices in our pockets that can track our location in real time, have microphones which are always on and listening, with cameras that point directly at our faces when we use said devices.

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[–] UnfortunateShort 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, cause it's my work computer and I don't give a fuck what IT does as long as I have a backup of my stuff

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's something that strikes me as fundamentally hilarious that "good with computers" in the Windows world means "disabling all of Windows' pushy services that rip control from the user and sell their data."

Like "I think I'm pretty good with computers!"

"Oh yeah? How much of Windows have you managed to sabotage so it stays out of your way?"

LMAO . It could be such a good OS but its dark and anti-patterns are truly bizarre.

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[–] milliams 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is the bread on a chopping board if it was clearly sliced by a machine?

[–] ivanafterall 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was the day OP learned to slice bread like a machine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

*It's the day he became one with the machine

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP doesn't realize he's an AI.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Sorry, they reserve the right to implant and delete memories in Section 4.4.2 of the EULA.

[–] MissJinx 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] brucethemoose 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

yeah especially funny given many times I dumped a load of things like pictures of my dad after he died. Oh look int 2016 your dad was drafted into the korean war and took a picture in his uniform before he left.

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[–] simplejack 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds about right for this terrible product. God I miss working for a company that used Google drive.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Mine uses proton drive and our own data stores (for the larger stuff)

[–] iAvicenna 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol soon you may start seeing photos from other people's onedrive too

"oops sorry"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's nothing nefarious happening here. OP is just backing up everything OneDrive asks them about. This happened with my Telegram images and I had a bunch of memes get backed up.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

OneDrive: the best idea since sliced bread.

[–] Treczoks 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

When AIs dream, what do they dream about?

[–] Agent641 15 points 1 month ago

Fingers, and how more is always better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

What their next prompt will be.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper 6 points 1 month ago

Super easy for the technologically illiterate to have their pornography displayed front and center for all your co workers to see which will never not be funny

[–] TimeNaan 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Peter Kropotkin has entered the chat

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Jesus is the bread

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