Professorozone

So the Republicans have the Senate, the House, the white house, the supreme Court and the popular vote, but the Democrats are doing great? Got it.

Sounds like someone just became prime Presidential material.

If you're happy then it seems there really wasn't a problem in the first place.

Or here's a thought, put a stop to the thieving.

Sounds like the thief won. Made you change your habits.

I'm with you. They're literally taking your sustenance. This is way serious.

Both. It depends on how interested I am in the headline and whether there is a paywall.

I once read an article that had ideas for 100 doors. They were clever. One would only open if you knocked on it. Unfortunately that's the only one I remember, but maybe you could consider others.

Ewwww.

Well I do carry my wallet. It's about all I'm allowed to handle.

Well in defense of women, I do depend on my wife for a lot of that stuff.

For the record, I reciprocate when we go on vacation. I usually carry a backpack with everything and it is often very heavy with bottles of water.