Cats can be trained, to do very specific things. I can say that from experience.
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Not true. I always get NSFW games recommended, never toggled anything.
Erogenous zone doesn't really mean genitals. Lots of people have erogenous zones on their neck or get turned on from someone running a hand through their hair. Hand on the small of their back too.
You are using the "black humor comes from soldiers and EMTs to get them through a shitty day" argument but this isn't that. OP who makes those jokes doesn't live in Russia and doesn't care about the assassinations. They are here to make a joke. You can see a trend of "just making a joke" everywhere online - with how many people comment on any topic attempting to be funny just for the fun of it. Someplaces though simply show a complete lack of empathy or understanding on their part. Example is the famous "I also choose this guy's dead wife" joke - in person you'd get punched immediatelly if someone has just shown such vulnerability and you responded with that joke.
Since when is talking about russian terror tactics making someone a russian bot?
So let's put it at 1000 euro then, since that's so arbitrary
Except 3d rendering didn't steal thousands of refferences from unwilling artists to exist. There are huge ethical implications with that, especially worrying to the artists.
Or, maybe, it's a terror tactic for everyone to keep in line, since it is a signature method of killing opponents. It is also gruesome enough to be a huge deterrent. There is nothing funny about this, it's completely tragic.
I mean, he turns off my lights when I ask him. He uses specific buttons to communicate his needs. Not really "cat training you" when you talk to the cat using actual words that it replies with.