simplejack

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[–] simplejack 8 points 3 days ago

Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.

[–] simplejack 22 points 3 days ago

How is that unpopular?

[–] simplejack 3 points 3 days ago

Also worth noting, now that Bsky opened the doors to everyone, it has now tripled Masto’s registered and daily active users metrics. That’s where the growth is.

[–] simplejack 4 points 3 days ago

They used to get confused when ask to select a server, but now that they blindly get funneled into Masto.social, they get burned when they log into an existing account and are asked to enter a server that they didn’t know the selected. And there is no UX to recover / remember a forgotten server domain.

Every time there is a wave of interest in Lemmy or Masto, you always see confused people asking for basic account help in the comment threads.

[–] simplejack 6 points 3 days ago

UX designer here. People are dumber than you think.

I’ve seen a lot of people trip over it. There were a LOT of threads about it on Reddit and Twitter. The Masto gGmbH‘s folks also noticed this and they stream-lined their onboarding to dump most people into Masto.social and to skip server selection.

Problem is, people now get confused when they log into an existing account. They get to the “welcome back” screen, get asked to enter their server’s domain, they don’t know what it is, there is no UX to help people recall a forgotten server, and then people bail.

We know people forget passwords and usernames. Of course this was going to be a problem.

This is what happens when you start with architecture and don’t have a UX designer in the room before you write code.

[–] simplejack 10 points 3 days ago

Eww, a reddit link.

[–] simplejack 4 points 4 days ago

lol, so these dumb fucks are continuing to do blanket purges of anything with certain words in the description. Hence the Enola “Gay” getting targeted.

[–] simplejack 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

school shootings became prevalent only after the introduction of Prozac

It’s also worth noting that shortly following the introduction of Prozac, Arby’s added curly fries to their menu and the ninja turtles exploded in popularity.

[–] simplejack 48 points 4 days ago (11 children)

So, in about 5 years, the only physical retail pharmacies for PPO plans in the US will be CVS, Costco, Walmart, and Kroger owned companies. Walgreens will be picked to the bone and Rite Aid is currently dying.

[–] simplejack 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The AFD probably can’t wait to J6 Pardon these assholes if they ever get power.

[–] simplejack 3 points 4 days ago

Someone should use Elon’s likeness to play a young Kathy Bates in the MCU. (Matlock Cinematic Universe)

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