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[–] [email protected] 269 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.

Truly an opinion worth considering.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month

[–] finestnothing 81 points 3 months ago

Well... He probably is a Republican, so...

[–] something_random_tho 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's an LLM-level mistake.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 3 months ago (3 children)

fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird

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[–] solomon42069 23 points 3 months ago

I'm gay but I don't think about gay sex or cum as much the average Republican appears to.

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[–] De_Narm 104 points 3 months ago (3 children)

...does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or semen, for that matter.

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[–] Subtracty 94 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?

[–] andrewth09 79 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Baron - 18 years old

Trump - 78 years old

Sean Collin's Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old

[–] alquicksilver 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Over 18 and part of daddy's campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz's minor son.

GQPers really only know projection and the "I'm rubber you're glue" argument. Beyond frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say that Barron still isn't fair game, but...

part of daddy's campaign stuff now

Well that's sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.

[–] baldingpudenda 21 points 3 months ago

It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago

43 years. That's not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

HE DRINKS SEMEN!

THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD'VE SAID THAT UNLESS HE DRINKS SEMEN!

[–] Windex007 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ThePowerOfGeek 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm going to assume this guy is also one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance's cum.

I usually don't like kink-shaming people. But these bigoted assholes deserve it. And yes, this analogy of semen to dairy milk is really fucking weird.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.

They really don't have anything, do they?

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[–] MushuChupacabra 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why does Sean Collins care about other men's semen?

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[–] ReiRose 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So...25 year old milk is ok..? When's the cut-off?

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[–] Evotech 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] linearchaos 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's not just weird. That's a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.

Drinking semen?

If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?

Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren't 47 years old anyway...

It's not just confusing they're literally confused.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.

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[–] ChillPenguin 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who the hell are these people? Like... What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?

[–] Burn_The_Right 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.

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[–] slickgoat 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think that his point is that he would drink Tim's semen if it was fresher?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

"You're weird!"

"Yeah, well... I prefer the bodily fluids of young people!"

Really showed him!

[–] atocci 39 points 3 months ago

What the fuck

[–] Phegan 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait. How old was trump when he had baron? He was older right?

[–] rob_t_firefly 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump was born June 14, 1946. Barron Trump was born on March 20, 2006 when Donald was 59.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"What age is the semen that Sean Collins drinks?" seems like a perfectly logical response here.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Drinking Semen ISNT WEIRD!

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

I'm genuinely curious to know the age in years of the semen Sean Collins is willing to drink.

Does Sean Collins believe that if you drink semen it can impregnate you?

Weird.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Creative way to out himself as a pedophile

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 28 points 3 months ago

Man, what's that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone told him that sperm doesn't just sit there collecting from puberty onwards in some sort of "first in/first out" merchandising situation?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

TIL you're supposed to drink semen to get pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

why is this guy also thinking about Tim Walz's 47-year-old milk?

[–] Mediocre_Bard 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does this man suck infant dick?

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[–] Emerald 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This guy knows semen is consistently produced and not a one time supply right? The semen is not as old as the person.

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[–] frickineh 21 points 3 months ago

They are really not beating those weird allegations any time soon, are they?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I mean, does this person think 18 year old dairy milk is okay?

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