rob_t_firefly

joined 2 years ago
[–] rob_t_firefly 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You could always scan your dick instead and let the computer interpret it as your face.

[–] rob_t_firefly 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see those frames from the film, and I'll raise you Sting in metal undies.

Photo of Sting from the original "Dune" film, striking a triumphant pose while wearing only a tiny pair of metal underpants.

[–] rob_t_firefly 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's interesting that you have :- as the symbol for money. Where I'm from :- is the symbol for forgetting to give your ASCII smiley a mouth. :-)

[–] rob_t_firefly 8 points 6 days ago

Yeah, but he was able to get his stress out by singing and shagging and such.

[–] rob_t_firefly 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

According to my sources - which are https://kolektiva.social/@IsMitchMcConnellDeadYet - no, not yet.

[–] rob_t_firefly 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cough it out into a tissue, you'll feel much better afterward.

[–] rob_t_firefly 2 points 1 week ago
[–] rob_t_firefly 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was a phone phreak, and I still have my last old-school brown Radio Shack tone dialer which I'd been planning to make into a red box. Ultimately I was too lazy to swap the crystal in it, and it sat in my junk drawer for years while red boxing died. Now it's a curiosity that sits on my shelf of hacker books. Maybe I'll still do the crystal swap someday for the sheer hell of it.

[–] rob_t_firefly 5 points 1 week ago

Ahahaha, you must be kidding aren't you.

 

Because at that moment, there will be 20 2024 hours to go.

 

Photo of a US passport and a passport cover custom-printed with the cover art from the original US edition of the novel "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Said art features a hand giving the universal thumb gesture for hitching a ride while a green planet makes a silly face against a backdrop of space. (Douglas Adams and many fans dislike this version of the cover, but it was on the first copy of the story I had as a kid and I'll always have great fondness for it.) The passport in its Hitchhiker's Guide cover.

I got a new passport and learned you can get any image you want printed onto a passport holder, and this had to happen.

I briefly considered making some original cover art based on how the Guide itself is described in the story, but I then thought about all the reasons not to pull out something that says "DON'T PANIC" in large, friendly letters in view of some jittery border guard who may not get the literary reference.

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Nancy - September 1, 1969 (self.comicstrips)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by rob_t_firefly to c/comicstrips
 

Photo of Donald Trump shouting, his mouth forming a near-perfect O shape. To the right of his O shaped mouth, the letters L and D have been added to form the word "OLD."

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by rob_t_firefly to c/tenforward
 

Parody of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster which reads "Keep Colm and Carry On. At the top is an illustration of Colm Meaney looking stubborn. The image is watermarked RobVincent.net, for that is my site and I made this thing.

 

Stylized illustrated portrait of Douglas Adams sticking out his thumb hitchhiker-style as, behind him, two-headed three-armed Zaphod Beeblebrox drinks two drinks while pondering an entry in the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Signature: RV, RobVincent.net

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by rob_t_firefly to c/fuck_ai
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submitted 8 months ago by rob_t_firefly to c/fuck_ai
 

Panel 1: Nancy notices a fire hydrant on the sidewalk is leaking a small trickle. Panel 2: Nancy tells Sluggo, "The hydrant on Main Street is leaking." Sluggo responds, "Yeah?" Panel 3: Sluggo tells a girl walking down the street "Ya better keep away from Main Street... There's a hydrant shootin' water all over d' street." Panel 4: The girl from the previous panel tells another boy, "They say a big water main broke on Main Street." The boy responds, "Wow!" Panel 5: The boy from the previous panel tells another boy, "Have you heard? Main Street is all covered with water." Panel 6: The boy introduced in the previous panel tells another girl, "They say the water is rushing down Main Street like a srteam." Panel 7: The girl introduced in the previous panel tells Sluggo, "Have you heard? Half the city is three feet under water." Panel 8: A panicked Sluggo runs past Nancy, screaming "Run for your life... Th' dam has boist!" Panel 9: Caption: "3 hours later." It's nighttime. Nancy is sitting on the roof of her house wearing an inflated inner tube around herself, looking annoyed and saying "I wonder who started that rumor."

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