I have a cheap laptop that I got solely for school to run their anti cheat Spyware for online tests. I hadn't turned it on since I updated it and it forced me to make a hotmail/outlook account or I couldn't use the laptop to take my test. Assholes almost made me late for it. Fuck microsoft.
baldingpudenda
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Me: Ooooooohhhh, ok. I know how logistic networks work.
2 hrs later
Me: wtf? Production stopped. Why does this one belt have 5 different materials. Oh....idk how chests work. That's OK I'll simplify it until it works.
suns up and birds chirping
Me: ok, ok. So it's working, but i dont know why.
800 hrs in and I still underestimate the space I need. Best 30 bucks I've ever spent.
Getting into lifted trucks, with not a spot of dirt on it, at the mall. Punisher and blue line flag decals. It's like cosplay.
I live in a red state. My friends list has been getting smaller and smaller since covid.
I hope their artillery is accurate and plentiful. May the Russians bunch up and N.K troops shoot them in a panic.
I haven't kept up. Are they still 10 years ahead of their competitors? I know they had better yields than, let's say, Samsung.
They're gonna make an excuse to not have midterm; then the country is under attack from whatever and not have 2028.
Probably worried about his wife getting sent to prison
Because things that aren't can't BE! Im...I'm just gonna buy you a tablet.
Make all reports 50 pages long, mostly context, and very little actual Intel. That way, anybody actually reading it can't pass it on. Gonna make a "didn't specifically asked, didn't tell" policy.
Bringing something that you know some ppl hate the smell of to their homes is crazy. I hope it didn't stink too badly.
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I can't remember exactly how it was said but, "The internet is all gas no breaks. Random strangers will hype you up and gleefully watch you ruin your life."