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[–] [email protected] 268 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.

Truly an opinion worth considering.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month

[–] finestnothing 81 points 3 weeks ago

Well... He probably is a Republican, so...

[–] something_random_tho 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an LLM-level mistake.

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Sean Collins drinks semen confirmed 💦🫦

[–] RattlerSix 95 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old

[–] Garbanzo 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't try to tell him you're younger than you are, he's gonna taste the difference and call you out

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[–] AA5B 28 points 3 weeks ago

Sean collins drinks sperm from underaged men? Does he deny it?

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird

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[–] solomon42069 23 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gay but I don't think about gay sex or cum as much the average Republican appears to.

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[–] De_Narm 104 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

...does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or semen, for that matter.

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[–] Subtracty 94 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?

[–] andrewth09 79 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Baron - 18 years old

Trump - 78 years old

Sean Collin's Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old

[–] alquicksilver 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Over 18 and part of daddy's campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz's minor son.

GQPers really only know projection and the "I'm rubber you're glue" argument. Beyond frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to say that Barron still isn't fair game, but...

part of daddy's campaign stuff now

Well that's sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.

[–] baldingpudenda 21 points 3 weeks ago

It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out

[–] _bcron 78 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fred Trump had Donald at 41. Once again these clowns shine the spotlight on themselves

[–] Diplomjodler3 66 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Donnie had Barron at sixty, didn't he?

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago

43 years. That's not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

HE DRINKS SEMEN!

THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD'VE SAID THAT UNLESS HE DRINKS SEMEN!

[–] Windex007 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] ThePowerOfGeek 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm going to assume this guy is also one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance's cum.

I usually don't like kink-shaming people. But these bigoted assholes deserve it. And yes, this analogy of semen to dairy milk is really fucking weird.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.

They really don't have anything, do they?

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[–] MushuChupacabra 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why does Sean Collins care about other men's semen?

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[–] ReiRose 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So...25 year old milk is ok..? When's the cut-off?

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[–] Evotech 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] linearchaos 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That's not just weird. That's a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.

Drinking semen?

If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?

Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren't 47 years old anyway...

It's not just confusing they're literally confused.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.

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[–] ChillPenguin 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who the hell are these people? Like... What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?

[–] Burn_The_Right 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.

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[–] slickgoat 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that his point is that he would drink Tim's semen if it was fresher?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

"You're weird!"

"Yeah, well... I prefer the bodily fluids of young people!"

Really showed him!

[–] atocci 39 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuck

[–] Phegan 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait. How old was trump when he had baron? He was older right?

[–] rob_t_firefly 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump was born June 14, 1946. Barron Trump was born on March 20, 2006 when Donald was 59.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"What age is the semen that Sean Collins drinks?" seems like a perfectly logical response here.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Drinking Semen ISNT WEIRD!

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I'm genuinely curious to know the age in years of the semen Sean Collins is willing to drink.

Does Sean Collins believe that if you drink semen it can impregnate you?

Weird.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

Creative way to out himself as a pedophile

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 28 points 3 weeks ago

Man, what's that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Has anyone told him that sperm doesn't just sit there collecting from puberty onwards in some sort of "first in/first out" merchandising situation?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

TIL you're supposed to drink semen to get pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

why is this guy also thinking about Tim Walz's 47-year-old milk?

[–] Mediocre_Bard 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does this man suck infant dick?

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[–] Emerald 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy knows semen is consistently produced and not a one time supply right? The semen is not as old as the person.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, does this person think 18 year old dairy milk is okay?

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[–] frickineh 21 points 3 weeks ago

They are really not beating those weird allegations any time soon, are they?

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