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I mean, not to mention that he recently praised German far right groups. You don't get the benefit of the doubt about a Nazi salute a week after you praise nazis

"Hey Chuck, want to work ass-to-ass today?"

Should be called Everything Is A Toilet Seat Day

It was kind of funny until he used his son's blood and "more recently, used “shock treatments” on his genitals in an apparent effort to reverse age his penis"

What a great story. I love both her reaction to his "son" and her reaction to finding out it was an act.

I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich

No but if you're looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for

Don't judge those who can't afford Axe Body Spray

Probably. I don't remember what that exact fragment came from. I was using apocryphal, maybe wrongly, to mean non-canonical

The Bible doesn't say anything about Jesus' sexuality, let alone preferences. In fact what it does say could lead you to virtually any conclusion.

First, there is zero evidence that Mary was a prostitute as mentioned elsewhere. She was just a follower of Jesus. Biblical scholar Bart Ehrman tells about a fragment of a manuscript of an apocryphal gospel that says "Jesus loved Mary and used to kiss her on the..." and that's where the fragment is broken off. Our dirty little imaginations could come up with anything to finish that sentence but the lost part probably says something stupid like "forehead."

There was "the diciple that Jesus loved" who is once mentioned sleeping on Jesus' busom. The diciple isn't identified but the disciples were supposedly all men.

When he was arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane, a naked boy was seen running away.

So, we can draw any conclusion we want. The clear answer is probably boobs because he was really into missionary stuff.

This is not true. He died of complications following a botched at-home fecal transplant

Congrats!!

I feel like if you can sell a muffler to a Harley rider you can sell anything