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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] Red_October 349 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do you guys remember back when Elon insisted he was a Free Speech Absolutist? How he wanted to ensure nobody was censored on Twitter? That shit just gets funnier every day.

[–] FlyingSquid 186 points 1 month ago (3 children)

His "clarification" was great too.

“By ‘free speech,’ I simply mean that which matches the law. I am against censorship that goes far beyond the law. If people want less free speech, they will ask government to pass laws to that effect. Therefore, going beyond the law is contrary to the will of the people.”

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/apr/28/elon-musk-doesnt-understand-free-speech-or-twitter-at-all

So, you know, North Korea's idea of "free speech" is just fine with him.

[–] Zirconium 87 points 1 month ago

considering he unbanned an account that reposted csam I think he doesnt gaf about the law

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[–] chonglibloodsport 19 points 1 month ago

He probably rationalizes it by thinking of Twitter as his personal publishing platform, thus all speech on it is subject to his editorial control. To take away his editorial control would be to violate his free speech rights in his eyes.

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[–] teft 227 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If that’s an actual photo from today then I doubt he was grazed much because I skinned my knee biking the day before his rally. I’ve still got a giant scab there.

Also Pete Souza isn’t just anyone. He’s a former director of the White House photo office.

[–] cybersandwich 121 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It probably means he's on blood thinners. You'll bleed like you cut an artery even with a tiny nick.

So he probably had a tiny cut that just bleed a lot because of blood thinners.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Could be, but then blood thinners also make the wound heal longer.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My thoughts exactly. I was on them for a time and I'd bleed FOREVER if I cut myself shaving. That's when I learned about styptic pencils and alum blocks.

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[–] xenoclast 182 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Journalists need to stop fucking using Twitter for fucks sake.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hard to get an audience if you leave big tech, Twitter included

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[–] nl4real 163 points 1 month ago (8 children)

When are people actually going to leave that hellsite in meaningful numbers?

[–] nforminvasion 90 points 1 month ago (18 children)

When they don't also deepthroat Netflix after they banned password sharing. All the optimistic people, me included, said "oh this will make a huge dent in Netflix what a stupid move." But they read the room like a hawk.

People swallowed the hook and signed up in huge numbers. https://www.businessinsider.com/netflix-password-sharing-crackdown-worked-how-to-increase-subscription-streaming-2024-1

The West has created the perfect neutered, obedient consumers who will drink whatever coolade they are given. Until we have enough people who are willing to challenge convenience and stop bowing at the altar of comfort, we will have no meaningful change.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (18 children)

You even got people on the left saying "I won't vote for the less bad politician unless he makes me excited to vote". When did everyone get so selfish?

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[–] xantoxis 131 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

Hang on, ~~this guy~~ the AP seriously took a picture where there is no injury to his ear? What was all the blood then? This one needs independent corroboration.

[–] dexa_scantron 170 points 1 month ago (4 children)

2 weeks is plenty of time for a shallow, skin-only graze to heal. And ear cuts can bleed a ton.

[–] dohpaz42 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ears, scalp, cuticles… all places that bleed like crazy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Especially when you’re on blood thinners

[–] TehWorld 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In addition, a competent plastic surgeon would likely make it look like it had never happened. I hope he goes to jail for the crimes he committed, but do people really expect him to wear an ear diaper the rest of his life?

[–] HeyJoe 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I thought he would milk it until the election somehow. We can't be right all the time I guess!

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When an octopus gets frightened it releases ink to confuse predators. Due to his love of hamburgers Donnie releases catsup.

[–] FlyingSquid 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do not bring us cephalopods into this.

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[–] skeezix 79 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Everyone needs to chill out about this ear thing. It's amazing what can be covered with a little bit of makeup. As much as I detest the man, I can see why he wouldn't want to walk around with a visible ear cut. Women cover zits and blemishes with makeup as a matter of course. Do you think the orange douchewipe wants the focus on his ear? All presidents (and "presidents") have makeup up people, and their job is to cover this kind of shit up and make the person look as flawless as possible.

Let's leave the conspiracy theories to the conservatards.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you think the orange douchewipe wants the focus on his ear?

I mean, yeah, I kinda do. I expected him to milk the assassination attempt for all it's worth, and I don't think that makes me a conspiracy theorist.

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[–] VoterFrog 48 points 1 month ago

Knowing how Trump has played up his assassination attempt at every opportunity.... He absolutely would want to bring attention to any damage to his ear.

I don't really care one way or another about whatever drama is going on about his ear. I'm just saying, I don't think he'd choose to use makeup to cover up any scars on his ear.

[–] Ensign_Crab 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s amazing what can be covered with a little bit of makeup.

Because Trump is known for using a "little bit" of makeup. If he was using makeup on his ear, it would be to make it look worse, not to cover it up.

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[–] jj4211 68 points 1 month ago (11 children)

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

[–] Iheartcheese 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 41 points 1 month ago

It's so on-the-nose that I don't even Trump is the parody anymore, it's evangelical Christianity that's the real parody. A group of folks who make a story about a socialist day laborer from the Middle East and use it to justify white supremacy, unfettered capitalism, and wealth as a measure of God's love falling in line behind a cartoonishly accurate representation the "bad guy" in their book...exactly like their book said they would.

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[–] breakingcups 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

I'm assuming all those free-speech nuts are really going after Musk for doing this right?

I'm joking, we all know it's just free-speech for the things they agree with ...

[–] Treczoks 42 points 1 month ago (38 children)

Question: As this is no longer a neutral platform, what would be the legal implications? Is Twitter still a neutral carrier (or whatever the proper term is) and enjoys far-reaching legal protections for this?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as a "neutral carrier" for social media. It's a made-up concept used to pretend that a social media site isn't allowed to be partisan.

There are zero legal ramifications for making Twitter as partisan as musk wants.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Funny how the "free speech" guy bought Twitter and made it more biased and authoritarian than it has ever been.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we revoke his government contracts now?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I mean, they didn't even do that when he literally fucked up a Ukrainian operation against Russia.

Money rules this country. It stopped being a democratic republic a long time ago.

[–] andrewth09 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would be pretty funny if the photographer just mirrored the image before uploading it.

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[–] BrokenGlepnir 31 points 1 month ago

Elon Goebbels really seems to be working hard on this one.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Umm his last insta post was two days ago. Can someone ummm check on him?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Last time I saw ‘em, he said something about hanging out with his buddy at Boeing.

I’m sure everything’s fine, they’re prolly just messin with planes & stuff.

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[–] ZILtoid1991 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So it was just a glass shard from the teleprompter...

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wow, so that bullet BARELY clipped him? And he has all those pictures of him trying to act heroic?

Veterans (AKA "suckers and losers" according to Trump) must hate this guy...

[–] SupraMario 30 points 1 month ago (8 children)

No bullet touched him, it's not like in the movies, if a round had even grazed his ear it would have removed a nice chunk of it. Extremely fast objects don't slice you nice and cleanly.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (15 children)

They were saying it was most likely a piece of the teleprompter that nicked his ear.

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