skeezix

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[–] skeezix 6 points 4 hours ago

Single moms in your area.

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submitted 4 hours ago by skeezix to c/lemmyshitpost
 

As soon as the trolley’s forward wheels pass the switch lever you throw the switch so that the rear wheels go on the other track. Since the wheel trucks can’t swivel 90 degrees, the trolley derails gracefully, saving all lives.

[–] skeezix 4 points 5 hours ago

What about editing Windows registry? What does that rank? Hkey local machine?

[–] skeezix 1 points 5 hours ago

They didnt mean ramen noodles

[–] skeezix 1 points 5 hours ago

What about belching up sausage gas? Do you think she’ll like that hobby?

[–] skeezix 2 points 5 hours ago

No amount of desirable hobbies will ever make up for ugly. If you’re handsome then your hobbies are considered cute and they are markers of your creativity. If you are ugly then those same hobbies are evidence that you are a dweeb, goober, dork, or weird.

[–] skeezix 1 points 5 hours ago

It’s the Scent of a Woodman

[–] skeezix 1 points 5 hours ago

I stopped making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because I lost the recipe.

[–] skeezix 1 points 5 hours ago

Right below collecting insects.

[–] skeezix 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

No, reading comic books doesn’t count . Neither does heating up cold pizza. Nor doodling 3d transparent cubes

[–] skeezix 2 points 5 hours ago

Farting on cats was 28th.

[–] skeezix 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It was 17th on the list and didn’t make the cut. Was right below picking boogers and wiping them on the wall.

[–] skeezix 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The forgot live dungeons and dragons role playing, and metal detecting. You do those?

 

It took a day, but they have accepted their orange overlord.

 
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