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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] xantoxis 131 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Hang on, ~~this guy~~ the AP seriously took a picture where there is no injury to his ear? What was all the blood then? This one needs independent corroboration.

[–] dexa_scantron 170 points 1 month ago (4 children)

2 weeks is plenty of time for a shallow, skin-only graze to heal. And ear cuts can bleed a ton.

[–] dohpaz42 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ears, scalp, cuticles… all places that bleed like crazy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Especially when you’re on blood thinners

[–] TehWorld 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In addition, a competent plastic surgeon would likely make it look like it had never happened. I hope he goes to jail for the crimes he committed, but do people really expect him to wear an ear diaper the rest of his life?

[–] HeyJoe 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I thought he would milk it until the election somehow. We can't be right all the time I guess!

[–] TehWorld 5 points 1 month ago

Note that I believe he will milk it forever, but he’s also fairly vain.

[–] barsquid 1 points 1 month ago

He wears orange facepaint every day, so yeah, I did.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 7 points 1 month ago

I was thinking the same thing. But something tells me the people who'd be in charge of banning the photographer, if not Musk himself, wouldn't know that.

[–] EndlessApollo 4 points 1 month ago

There was supposedly a big chunk out of his ear. Now it's just a skin-only graze that heals super fast? Very convenient

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When an octopus gets frightened it releases ink to confuse predators. Due to his love of hamburgers Donnie releases catsup.

[–] FlyingSquid 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not bring us cephalopods into this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well they do say imitation is the best form of flattery.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

No, that's just mental illness.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 2 points 1 month ago

I'm down to flatter ol' Elonald with some immolation.

[–] _bcron 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scalp and ear tissue heals really fast. I've had 5 ear surgeries, eardrum replaced with cartilage, titanium prosthesis, whole 9 yards, but 3 weeks is all it takes for the graft to 'take' and for me to be off lifting (and sneezing) restrictions

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait they replaced your ear drum with cartilage? Does it work? Can you hear?

[–] _bcron 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, my hearing's normal in the 'problem ear', as good as my non-affected ear, which is pretty fortunate, and there's only a scar way way back behind the ear, where it meets the skull, so it'd be hard for anyone to even notice. I had some recurring cyst thing in my right ear, cholesteatoma, but to remove it they pretty much have to drill behind the ear, cut out the ear drum, remove all the hearing bones, and then remove the cyst from those 2 angles. Then they replace the bones with a titanium rod and replace the ear drum with a small amount of cartilage harvested from the ear. Sounds kinda barbaric, kinda is, but 3 weeks is all it takes to recover from all of that. Even the scar from the incision behind the ear is mostly healed after a couple weeks

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow sounds intense. Hope things are good and glad you can still hear.

[–] Opisek 2 points 1 month ago

For real! The procedure sounds crazier the longer I read, all the way until removing the tiny bones and replacing them. Hugely impressive that modern medicine allows for working with such delicate and small structures.

[–] teolan 6 points 1 month ago

I think he wasn't hit by a bullet but by shrapnel from something else that was hit. It' probably superficial.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was probably caused when like eight huge guys shoved him to the ground.

The guy's nearly 80. Shit gets injured easily when you're old.

Real bullets were fired for sure, but I don't think they actually came within a centimetre of preserving democracy. We're not that unlucky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you’d actually watched the videos you’d have seen blood on the way to the ground; something definitely hit his ear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not to be conspiratorial but I watched that video back on super slow speed zoomed in and when he puts his hand up to his ear it comes back with no blood on it.

Maybe I'm missing it. I have head injuries and they bleed a lot very quickly.

[–] pelerinli 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Could simply be his other ear and photograph is just mirrored. Like screens, you raise your left hand but to your reflection it's its right hand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Seems unlikely since it was posted by the guy who took the picture.

[–] Opisek 2 points 1 month ago

His asymmetric haircut would give it away.