teft

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[–] teft 1 points 1 hour ago

Hugh Bonneville…nude scenes…

I wasn’t aware the Earl of Grantham has such a lascivious background. What would the Dowager Countess say?

[–] teft 4 points 2 hours ago

You don’t cook in the sun. The ultraviolet light damages your dna and your cells perform apoptosis and die.

[–] teft 3 points 2 hours ago

I just grab my fancy chair leg of strength

[–] teft 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

These are not starter stats! These are finisher stats!

[–] teft 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Look, when the horse eats his oats not all of them are digested. Some get left over when he defecates. We sparrows just have to pick through it and we’ll get a meal. Win-win if you ask me.

/s

[–] teft 3 points 4 hours ago

1,771,561 That's assuming one tribble, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new generation every twelve hours over a period of three days.

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IMO the Captain should be Smiley. He was a Captain so it only makes sense.

[–] teft 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not go watch the season and find out? They are the same.

[–] teft 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What do you mean? They reference the TNG episode and even call them the Progenitors.

[–] teft 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)

the progenitor race from that one single episode of tng that never showed up or was spoken of again

The entire final season of Discovery was about the Progenitors.

[–] teft 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Public target range…ghost gun.

Do you really think someone is bringing a ghost gun to a public range? The whole point is so no one knows you have that gun.

Your quote was :Some highly regulated, very expensive to buy, and rare weapons.

Ghost guns aren’t any of those things. So if i build a ghost gun and drop an automatic firing pin in that bad boy i could have a gun that shoots 500 rounds cyclic.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14552478

Might not be super obscure but as a lifelong LoTR fan and new Trek fan this was my first watch!

 
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Thanks to @ummthatguy for the template and font.

 
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Happy April Fool's Day. In reality I love all Starfleet ships equally. Except for the USS Equinox. That's a garbage ship for garbage people.

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This is the real reason Neelix left Voy early. He learned about Katie's ambassador to slave labor scam.

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Book doesn't appreciate the DMA headlines as much as the rest of us.

Especially articles which mention the impact the DMA is having.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12621746

Proof that Trekkers are the best.

 

Proof that Trekkers are the best.

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Characters clockwise from top left

Samanthan Rutherford

Unnamed Cerritos Operations Officer

Airiam

Seven of Nine

Jean Luc Picard

Data

One One

Hugh

Kayla Detmer

Geordi LaForge

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