teft

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[–] teft 43 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teft 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe they'll sing Imagine.

Edit: Actually since it's resistance they'll sing like Tubthumping or something "i get knocked down, but i get up again"

[–] teft 8 points 1 day ago

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[–] teft 22 points 1 day ago

TV is just so dark.

Example A:

[–] teft 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why try to act like an AI photo is you?

The headboard has a Mona Lisa horizon going on and the right hand has the classic AI weird hand pose.

[–] teft 1 points 1 day ago

I bet B’elanna could lock onto it. She’d do like a mithril lock or something. It’s like a skeletal lock but for dwarven jewelry.

[–] teft 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

WMD


Women of Mass Destruction

[–] teft 5 points 2 days ago
[–] teft 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Why the fuck didn't you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you'd be dead too, asshole."

Edit: Also Lon "Suder" McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.

[–] teft 4 points 2 days ago

Respec her as a vengeance paladin. She'll still have Paladin of Shar tags for conversations and she won't miss all the time.

Also anyone using fire bolt should know that it rolls on intelligence so she's almost always gonna miss with it. Sacred flame is marginally better but since it has a dex save it tends to miss a lot too. I just use her mace when I have her as a cleric. Make her chug some strength elixirs and she's fine as a melee cleric even in her trickster subclass. Or beeline to Withers and respec her as soon as you are able.

[–] teft 18 points 2 days ago

This meme left out the best ones:

[–] teft 28 points 2 days ago

Birds of a shit feather flock together, Randy.

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Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
 
 
 

Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
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