teft

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[–] teft 13 points 3 hours ago

Lol I had the exact same thought but Picard would know that there are only 3 shifts.

[–] teft 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] teft 23 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Hello, my name is Peregrin Took. You ate my elevensies. Prepare to die.

[–] teft 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cheaper to shoot him into interstellar space. Less Δv needed that way.

[–] teft 27 points 1 day ago

Well his hero was in the European theater and died by suicide in a bunker in Berlin so it kind of makes sense he doesn't know about the Pacific theater.

[–] teft 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There are so many weird places in this game.

I’ve started never fast traveling and just take Pebbles offroad to stumble on all sorts of shit.

[–] teft 3 points 1 day ago

Silly inyalowda. Anderson Dawes is great. He’s just one of those guys who will do what needs doing no matter what.

[–] teft 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JP would love it.

[–] teft 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe it’s the car of one of those handmaids like Ofglen and Offred. Ofzelda is just Link’s slave name.

[–] teft 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I own my digital files.

I didn’t necessarily purchase all of them but i still own them. No one is going to delete them off my computer.

[–] teft 4 points 2 days ago

Qapla’

Everyone knows the best conlang is klingonese.

And if you disagree you are a petaQ.

[–] teft 8 points 2 days ago

He’s an assault unicorn so he has a backup assault uni-horn. Obv

 

I've got a backpack full of holy relics.

So far I've collected the Spear of Longinus, some of the nails from the cross, two veils from a Saint (different saints so double the holiness), a tooth of a different saint, and various other relics.

Satan should be afraid of Henry of Skalitz.

 
 
 

Have a good holiday everyone!

 

Some pets shouldn't be allowed on the bridge.

 

Quote is from DS9 S1E5 Babel when O'Brien starts showing symptoms of the aphasia virus.

 

She's so very meme-able so it should be pretty fun.

 

The proposed scientific name got me good.

 

For my next run I’m trying something less optimal for a challenge. My Tav will be a 8sorcerer/2cleric/2warlock from Thay.

Mostly he’ll use eldritch blast and call on his god.

I call it the Spray and Pray from Thay.

Anyone else have any silly build ideas to go with my Tav?

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by teft to c/tenforward
 

Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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