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Sometimes on Lemmy these seem like the only jobs that actually exist, but I'm sure there's a lot of people here with different and unusual lines of work.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Wastewater-based epidemiology. Basically we track infectious diseases in wastewater, and the results guide public health decisions.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As someone who is doing disaster response consulting for healthcare and public health: I fucking love you guys. You make my job sooo much easier.

Seriously.

The surveillance you folks do is pretty much indisputable and far more incorruptible compared to everything else we do, in healthcare especially.

Very often you are my "discussion ending gun" when decision makers endlessly want me to prove their (flawed) point of view. A "nope, here are validated wastewater based numbers, you are wrong" is extremely satisfying sometimes.

Thanks folks!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Love to hear it! 2 years ago I had no idea that I'd be working with wastewater but here I am now!

Anyone out here reading this, write to your senator about increasing funding to public health!

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[–] setsneedtofeed 43 points 6 months ago
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[–] NegativeLookBehind 96 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I work in IT and I don’t like following rules

[–] MagnyusG 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’m insulted that you would even ask me that. We are no longer internet friends.

[–] Theoriginalthon 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You shall lie soulless in the wake of Debian’s righteous slaughter

[–] Concave1142 26 points 6 months ago

Ahh, there it is. Linux user confirmed. :D

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[–] NocturnalMorning 67 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Engineer (p.s. don't become an engineer, it's not as great as they sold it to us)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ain't that how all professional service are nowadays.

Doctors is the last gig and it is getting gutted as we speak.

[–] Bearbie 26 points 6 months ago

Facts. I was talking to my doctor who is moving to Denver for another job soon. He was telling me how bad it was getting.

The hospital+clinics are forcing them to spend less time with patients,overbooking their schedules, and ordering tests that aren’t medically necessary to get the most out of a patient.

He’s leaving for a private practice job that’ll allow him to have more say so, it’s sad those who have been with him for the last 10+ years won’t benefit from him being around anymore.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I disagree, I'm an engineer and I prefer it over not engineering positions. My only ragret is not keeping up with coding since it was my favorite subject in college

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm a Stonemason, and I work in conservation.

[–] Taco2112 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nice! I’m a trim carpenter and I work in historic preservation. I’m a project manager now but I worked my way up from laborer.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

OP clearly just wanted an excuse to show off their vast collection of response images....

[–] setsneedtofeed 45 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (7 children)

When people work with hazardous materials, they hire me to make sure they do it safely or legally. I mostly work in waste handling, soil remediations and laboratories.

It's pretty fun and interesting, but it's been very bad for my enjoyment of homegrown food, swimming outdoors or going downwind of any industrial sites.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Welder. I make the sparky sparky hot and sticky with the metals.

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[–] QuarterSwede 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Branch manager at a 3 trade business (HVAC, Plumbing, Electrical). Very much enjoy beating the competition and taking all of their great talent because they can’t treat them well. It’s not hard to actually give a damn about your people. Turns out, if you do that they like working for you and end up performing even more.

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[–] Shelbyeileen 29 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I do cosplay erotica for a living. I make awesome costumes, I take them off, and just post to Patreon. I suppose it's kindof retail, as I'm giving the photos to people, as a reward for subscribing, but I set my own schedule and choose what goes out. The freedom is incredible

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trusts and estates for high net worth clients.

[–] KAYDUBELL 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Lawyer. Wouldn’t really recommend.

[–] setsneedtofeed 16 points 6 months ago
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[–] kitnaht 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I run a business repairing consumer-grade 3D printers.

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[–] jordanlund 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I used to work at a place that made envelopes and printed forms.

Fascinating seeing 12 foot tall stacks of rolls of paper.

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[–] boatsnhos931 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] essell 20 points 6 months ago (7 children)

I'm a therapist, and I train other therapists. And I supervise some therapists and I train other therapists to supervise other therapists. And I manage a team of therapists who train other therapists and who train other therapists to supervise other therapists.

Kind "in it" at this stage.

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[–] TheBigNil 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Tower climbing grease monkey. Aka wind turbine technician.

Part plumber, part electrician, part IT, part jiffy lube, all crazy!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Im an electrician, it's pretty sweet if you ask me. Not necessarily the job itself, but the money you can earn doing side-jobs

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Audio engineer and composer. I do music for a lot of little indie games and short films, etc. and then I also mix music, and edit audio for corporate earnings calls.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I coordinate an academic makerspace at a college.

[–] Vandals_handle 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

After a long and lucrative IT career I got a certificate in Ecological Restoration. I now do land stewardship, monitoring and maintaining habitats. Literally outstanding in my field, or marsh, or scrubland...

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[–] Monster96 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm a storyboard artist/3d generalist. Basically I draw all day, everyday for short films and TV shows. I find it pretty awesome because A) I love to draw and now I get paid to do it which is, from what I understand, very uncommon for artists. B) I'm helping shape a story from basically beginning to end. C) I also get to do silly voices sometimes when they need someone to fill in.

But, a big downside is that I'm sitting and staring at a screen around 6 to 7 hours a day which destroyed my eyes and I get leg strain sometimes from sitting. I want to get a stand up desk eventually.

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[–] art 18 points 6 months ago

I used to be a Janitor, and now I'm a web designer. I still go to trash businesses and make them all pretty.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I put $1000 in bitcoin in 2012

Then i wake up from my dream and calibrate temperature sensors on medical refrigerators

[–] cobysev 17 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I did work in IT, but now I'm retired young. I could go back to work and make double my income, but I just don't wanna. I'd rather have less income with a stable, comfortable life and the freedom to do whatever I want every day, than spend all day stuck in a job just to have no free time to enjoy the extra money I'd be bringing home.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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[–] anon6789 17 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I'm glad to see there's a few of us in the 5 figure salary club here!

I'm scientific support for a major pharma company. I tell people my job is essentially to be Hank Hill, as I'm in charge of compressed and liquid gases. I keep everyone squared away with liquid nitrogen, liquid helium, liquid argon, and any number and size of gas cylinder.

It's not a bad job. Pay is ok for what I do, people are generally nice, and most days I'm done the bulk of my work in 2-3 hours, so the rest of the time is mine unless someone needs something.

The rest of the day I'll prep and respond to posts here, study music, read comics or books, and watch cartoons. Nobody seems to care as long as the work gets done.

It's low stress and a decent environment, so I got no complaints. It's not as good as my last job, doing data analysis of hazardous chemicals. The place was generally run really well and almost all my work was doing daily reports on inventory. I made macros to do everything, so my work was done in less than half an hour most days and I got to work at home.

Being a nobody in pharma is pretty great as long as your group is cool.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Health care. The things I've seen!

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[–] Acamon 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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