this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] NOT_RICK 129 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That looks like a soulless corporate HQ

[–] RealFknNito 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks like I need to send my engineer into it for a science based objective. Bro actually lives there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You’re not wrong

[–] Etterra 96 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the lab you need to use to research nuclear weapons.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Requires 750 minerals 1000 energy and three industrial age buildings

[–] De_Narm 92 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I love that design. That comparison just makes it better, those games had a big part in my childhood.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like it as a building, but not as a home. I’d absolutely launch my mech suit from there but I wouldn’t necessarily want to curl up in my pajamas with my dog there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah this is a fantastic building for the robotics complex at a university.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

You could be Tony Stark or some super villain in that house for sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

People hate on Bieber but I love his ridiculous tastes—I’ve always wanted a fully chrome car and this hideous but kinda beautiful building absolutely looks like something from SimCity 2000.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I’d wololo that bad boy in an instant. Sunlight levels at maximum!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Justin Bieber confirmed Command and Conquer nerd.

[–] 3ntranced 6 points 1 month ago

If it had a stone facade instead of the sleek gray I'd be all over it.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Game is Command & Conquer Red Alert 2

[–] NikkiDimes 24 points 1 month ago

And it came out in 2000 NOT 1999 🙄🙄🙄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Ya people should put some respect on that name

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[–] j4k3 34 points 1 month ago

Oligarchic ballistic missile launch mansion

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New construction option... available

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Construction complete... building

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Unable to comply... building in progress

[–] Klear 6 points 1 month ago

You must construct additional pylons.
I mean silos! Silos needed!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Thcdenton 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Kirov reporting

[–] ZILtoid1991 6 points 1 month ago

"I'm escaping to the last place that wasn't infested by Justin Beiber fans: Space!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

From God to Kane to Seth.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

SimCity 2000 landmark.

[–] MissJinx 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Proof that you can have money and not be classy

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly, the majority of people with lots of money that live in my city have the least classy houses. It's either some soulless concrete corpo block or some gaudy thing with roman pillars in front of the entrance. That's the shit they don't show you on GQ lol

[–] MissJinx 9 points 1 month ago

Why tho?! Can't they hire people with good taste to tell them this is shit?! oh well... i guess if I had bilions I wouldn't care about pesants opinions either

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My parents live on a street where all the local footballers/celebs like to live. Without exception, they buy these beautiful ~£1,000,000 old houses, demolish them and replace with some nasty gaudy affront to architecture that absolutely screams new money. Almost all have those pillars...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Initiating chronobieber in 3... 2.. 1..

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Research center lol

[–] Nobody 23 points 1 month ago

It looks like a blitzball stadium from FF X.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

95% of the walls in that thing are not flat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Salad spinner house

[–] Kushan 13 points 1 month ago

RA2 was from 2000 but otherwise accurate.

[–] jaybone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

Papers, please.

[–] psycho_driver 12 points 1 month ago

F me imagine working 3rd shift and trying to get some sleep in that house.

[–] Sam_Bass 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] NightShot 7 points 1 month ago

Looks like and old bank....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I was thinking Sim City 2000

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thats a cross between a nano age Cyber Laboratory and Temple from Empire Earth (2001)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Isn’t that where Big Head lived in Silicon Valley?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That game isn't the real Scorched Earth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scorched Earth was DOPE

eat napalm, person-down-from-hill!

[–] fedev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best multi-player game of that time

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