ScrotusMaximus

joined 6 months ago

Mirror Mirror... in c/comicstrips

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That’s why the mirror ended up in jail: for targeting the protected class

Blessica Blimpson in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A perfectly cromulent name.

When you get really hungry, in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't Dead Open Inside

me_irl in c/me_irl

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Beware Hollywood’s digital demolition: it’s as if your favourite films and TV shows never existed in c/selfhosted

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second in c/technology

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Go away. Baitin!!

living the dream in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mondays with Rickbert and Mortfield

Tim Walz (60) pretends to be an old guy, but he's younger than Weird Al (64). in c/truthabouttimwalz

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why isn't it ok? why???? in c/[email protected]

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journalctl --cumdump

How are people dealing with senior pets when they live alone? in c/asklemmy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Went through something similar with my 17 year old cat. They hide their suffering so well but I could tell at the end he wasn’t having a good quality of life. My elder parents he was living with couldn’t bring themselves to make the call so I made the tough but necessary decision to humanely release his spirit from the failing meat machinery. Rest in peace Boots and thanks for taking care of mom and dad for me.

Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps in c/technology

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

This sounds like an Onion article headline

Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime in c/nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.