As a foot- and ass-man, I gotta say, I'm OK with this
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I don't know, the butts are on opposite sides so how can you utilize both
Missionary + lean forward and eat ass.
Its truly a win win for some of us filthy heathens.
I can't wait for the inevitable r34 comments about how you feed this monstrosity.
There are already plenty of posts about the mannequin monster from Silent Hill 2 >.>
You apparently never saw the South Park episode.
This was the one. This was my proudest fap.
Ah, a fellow ass man
Ass & legs gentlepeople club over here.
And yes, we are also accepting feet guys/galls, but only bcs the judge ruled against us on a technicality.
At some point before the healing brush and patch tools were available, I saw an entire porn gallery (heh, remember when porn came in galleries?) of pixel perfect stitches where someone had joined waists to waists, to create a bunch of concatenated top/top, bottom/bottom images in front, back, and front/back configurations of a naked woman.
Because this was the early days of the internet, all I’d seen was gross, taboo, or unsettling stuff. I was sort of immune to it, but this was definitely my first “confused boner” situation. I still remember my absolute bewilderment. I was way more unsettled by that than goatse or whatever.
You can't just not provide source
If I had the capacity to remember the exact URL of a webpage I looked at 20ish years ago, I’d definitely not be working right now. Or anymore.
I’d spend every moment that I’m not full of existential dread from the things I cannot forget sleeping on the comfiest bed that I could buy using the money earned through my horrible burden of unforgettable knowledge.
I'm surprised how well this works. Well, erm... visually, anyway.
I killed a shitton of these things in Silent Hill 2.
I always thought Silent Hill inhabitants to be excessively sexy, even stereotypically so.
Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.
Or between a handjob & a footjob.
Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.
Or if the carpet matches the drapes.
Or between getting horny and having a cold.
That freaked me out for a second
I was like, “oh shes hot” for a second and then I saw the second pair of legs.
And hen I was like, “…well…”
Imagine if the legs all bent the same way and you saw this scurrying around outside your house on all four legs at night
Would it move like a crab?
Id have to take one for the team
Yeah thang god it’s got rotational symmetry. With bilateral symmetry it would be creepy as fuck.
Now imagine if it could also stand and use two of its legs as arms
this is awesome lmao
Yo dawg, we heard you like ass so we put ass on your ass
The original photo has real Lise Sarfati vibes, love her work.
Foot fetishist be like:
AI generated women be like:
Silent hill looken head ass.
A game with an enemy called OAF (Oops, All Feet!) has made this image worse. She is Oops, All Legs.
To the benefit of all us legmen out here
I'd smash
Which end do I put it in?
Depends if you want to eat ass or vag.
Yes
Youve got an appendage at both ends. Use them
Asshead.
"Kiss my ass!" - "OK, which one?"
The Forest vibes
Hot
James Sunderland has entered the chat.
Which way does it bend?
all of the ways
She’s got legs for days!!!
Make it so
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