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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] FleetingTit 6 points 8 months ago

3?!? That isn't even difficult then. Red, brown, black.

[–] ramenshaman 6 points 8 months ago

Bottom row.

[–] iAvicenna 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

wait there are people who don't pick 8? what is wrong with y'all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8

[–] OrgunDonor 3 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't pick 8, but I am a dog person. Oh,and I just don't want to be insulted by cats all the time.

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[–] hOrni 6 points 8 months ago

Blue. Three times, just to be sure.

[–] RizzRustbolt 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

6 three times.

Suffer the wrath of the Pizza Overlord, mortals.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

[–] Phegan 6 points 8 months ago

Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!

[–] MacedWindow 6 points 8 months ago

I'll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn't need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I don't need 1, I already have ears

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

[–] ZILtoid1991 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Red, yellow, and purple.

It's catboy pizza time!

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[–] Th3D3k0y 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I'm pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

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[–] scorpious 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!

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[–] then_three_more 4 points 8 months ago

Does pink make room temperature water taste like ice cold water?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

[–] TeckFire 4 points 8 months ago

Choose 3?

Pink, Black, and Blue. Easily best combo.

If I could only pick one, Black, all the way

[–] bi_tux 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

[–] TheWonderfool 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is "you get ears and tail" and now I'm like...

I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?

So now I am lost pondering this important questions

[–] EtherWhack 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

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[–] Ultragigagigantic 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Which pill let's me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

[–] citrusface 4 points 8 months ago

Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.

Easy.

[–] xantoxis 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I already have ears??

Anyway, probably blue but black seems appealing.

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[–] Noodle07 4 points 8 months ago

Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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boy kisser

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[–] Nikki 4 points 8 months ago

2, 3, 6

estrogen yummy

dysphoria extra bye bye

pizza chef easy job coverage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Talking with cats enables the ultimate blackmail scheme 😈😏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn't I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn't really change flavor as I'm a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I'd be able to get less done in more time... wait...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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