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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

8 does not say cats will want to talk with you. Hell, cats could already be able to talk to us but chose not to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think you lose having 7 if you don't lick it cuz I'd say the same making 7 and 9 my choice and no interest in any of the rest. But if can get my hands on Yerba Mate & Meth/Addies then the whole note is useless like 7.

Hell, at the crack, if we get a choice on what the pill actually is, I'll take 4-MMC>Meth easily.