y'all peel your bananas? wtf
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Of course! Or do you eat the inside too?
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On the other hand...
Those bananas in the bottom pic definitely look edible to me. They taste better slightly overripe too.
i kinda like green-ish ones, "bad" ones are also fine (still fully edible, even the black parts)
On the other hand:
Banana Bread 🍌🍞
It's a very appealing fruit.
Do you think bananas are sexy?
Yes and so r u
I love bananas, but recently I became allergic. Seems related to my longstanding latex allergy. It's too bad.
I hate them. Can’t stand the texture, and the flavor isn’t even good. Like eating a soggy pasty log
No same. I eat them right before the last of the green goes away and it's much more pleasant.
the texture is so inconsistent
Found today that our goats like to eat the peel.
Not to be a part of the anti-banana conspiracy (that’d be crazy yall) but yall realize JUST HOW RADIOACTIVE BANANAS ARE COMPARED TO OTHER FRUIT LIKE TOMATOES ITS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEYRE TRYIN TO KILL US ALL VIA BANANAS
SHEEPLE WAKE UP FFS
Aren't humans much more radioactive than bananas
Are you eating humans???
I just skip the humans altogether and eat the radiation. Not as fattening.
Mmmmmmm... radioactivity...
Unfortunately, also going extinct if we don't play our cards right. All crop bananas are monocultures, basically clones, and there is a strain of fungus that has adapted to infect them with near 100% mortality rate. A single speck of contaminated soil can destroy an entire field, and it is only aggravated by the effects of climate change which are already devastating food production in general. In fact, we've already lost one banana cultivar to another very similar fungus. Commenting not to be a downer but to raise awareness of this active and serious issue. Bananas are a staple crop that many people depend on to survive, both economically and directly as a source of food. Programs are underway to save them but success is far from guaranteed.
Doesn't make a mess during consumption? Tell that to my 2 year old...
They also fit nicely in my asshole.
can also be used to substitute eggs in baking!
- multi-functional ✔︎
I will never try the tasty bananas.
The only bananas I will ever eat were thought of as trash by the people that got to eat the tasty bananas.
The closest I will ever come is the artificial flavor in the runtz candy bananas.
the artificial flavor in the runtz candy bananas
Long live the gros michel.
I knew they had a more official name than "tasty banana" but I couldn't think of it, thank
And you can make banana bread if you accidentally on purpose buy too many to eat before they go soft.
You mean you can tell yourself that and soothe your mistakes. But you and I both know you're gonna keep pushing off baking that bread until your bananas are finally unusable
Checkmate atheists
Can you provide some visual reference on how big the bananas on the picture are?
Around the size of 1 SBU (standard banana unit).
You can use em for scale when showing another object.
I believe in this community you have to write the word "rule" in the title, like so :
Banana? Banana rules !
(you can edit the title even after posting, that is, if you want so)
You don't have to, it's just that everyone copies everyone else doing it. All that's asked of users is to post when visiting.
Yep. Stuff like this shouldn't be rule(s). Like it was on reddit. (Meirl, what could go wrong...)
Fun fact: Artificial banana flavoring became popular in the US a decade before fresh bananas were readily available.
Source: https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/
But the potassium 😭
-Doubles as a sex toy
i wash my bananas
Do you want a banana?
peel it down and go mm m mmm
Do you want a banana?
This banana for you
I'm ready for the creationists claiming bananas are evidence of God
I love their reasoning is really the result of thousands of years of human cultivation and cross-breeding.
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