Dr_pepper_spray

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dr_pepper_spray 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just want to loan out the dick. I'm gonna need that back when you're done with it.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 2 points 9 months ago

My pronouns are He, He, He.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You're full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit .... because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 104 points 9 months ago (15 children)

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn't too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it's part of the deal. You can't live forever and there is a time to move on.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 1 points 9 months ago

Batman forever and ever and ever...

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Grow teeth......where?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or it sounds like you shut-ins will do anything to not have to deal with people.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray -2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Yes, the convenience of the machine having an error and forcing me to wait while a supervisor wanders over to fix what I, or the machine screwed up.

I fucking hate these things. If they want me to ring up my own groceries they can fucking pay me.

Edit: and to those that think these are the greatest, you're all outstanding, grade A suckers.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Spider: "So the prophecy is true.

I'll get my tools.."

[–] Dr_pepper_spray 2 points 9 months ago

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

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