Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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Worth it, he doesn't deserve you.
I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I'm happy you made this and will be something I'll try to do in the future
But won't someone think of the poor ad revenue
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
https://threadfaker.com/
But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
"He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said 'got your nose Donald' and he kept coming back for more"
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he'd hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
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His mistake: She's clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
"When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart."
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
That's actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of "pussy".
Jokes on you im into that shit.
Literally
You’re such a brownnoser.
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal....
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it...
Don't care about bumhole or the pinch, but I'd propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can't laugh at yourself and me while we're naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you're having, really.
honestly you don't want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
Bro if a girl did this to me I'd never leave
You got his nose but he's got pink eye
That's why you wear goggles, duh.
Ze goggles do nothing!
Here, have the visual version 🙂
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
pussy - > p*ssy - > p*say - > p yay!
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Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I'm insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing's gonna change the fact that it's a shriveled sack of nuts.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that's about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don't have a dick of my own, and yes, I'm aware that it's a skill issue.
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My wife loved this
A actual shitpost
It's important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
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