I'd worry less about the heat death of the universe and more about your hardware's heat from all that load.
AeonFelis
Also invite some friends for BBQ. You don't even need to remember where you put your old grill - you won't be using it.
Even if they used more powerful hardware than you, the model they ran is still almost 6 times bigger - so if you got two tokens in 10 minutes, one token in 30 minutes for them sounds plausible.
So you end up with the same number of days off but a bit of flexibility on how to use them.
That's the problem - sick days should not have a "flexibility" aspect to them. You take them when you are sick, so that you can heal and so that you can avoid infecting other people.
Since you don't have a choice about being sick, ideally there shouldn't be a choice about whether or not you take a sick day - but realistically this can't be tightly enforced (at least not with reasonable measures), that it ends up relying on good will, and that there will always be incentives to fake sickness in order to take sick days and incentives to ignore sickness and still go to work (and these incentives don't balance each other out - they incentivize different people differently, widening the gap of unfairness)
But still - even if you accept that real life have such deficiencies - this does not mean one should create policies that make them even more deficient!
There are pros and cons to each. Sick days are usually not paid out if your employment ends. But if you just have PTO, that would be paid out.
I get why you consider "getting more money" a pro, but in my book any financial incentive to avoid taking a sick day when you are actually sick and instead try to power through and infect everyone in the office should be considered as con.
There’s no defense for that.
Not even Qualified Immunity?
As long as they don't offer to teach poster design...
I don't speak the language, but my guess is that the Portuguese equivalent of "beating a dead horse" uses a dog instead?
He originally appeared as a minor villain in Captainman #743, so you'd have to read that first. And the previous issues, for context.
Tipflation
Double negatives FTW
They couldn't collaborate when they wanted to do it together, so instead they are taking turns?