Make video games gay again!
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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What's a DEI chin??
You guys are cooked if you can't tell this is satire
Folks, this is obviously satire… like, come on.
Yeah but G*mers aren't smart enough to realise that.
thanks I hate it
I'm like, pretty sure she's just parodying of how people treated Aloy. There were a lot of posts like this pointing out facial hair and such.
They've moved onto Ciri now for Witcher 4. Mad that the character doesn't look like a teenager now that she's aged into her 30s.
I don't know who Selma is, but that's my takeaway as well.
Sick of morons using the word woke.
They himbofied him 😭💅
Would and proud of it.
Joel was always a himbo trapped in the post apocalypse, they just set him free
He could break my neck with his bare hands anytime 🤤
Western devs can't make an attractive male design. That's why I only play games from Japanese devs that make pretty boys like Alphinaud from Final Fantasy XIV
How to make a pretty boy, apparently, make girl, flat chest, put in suit
Don't forget "Give them an identical badass twin sister".
Wait until you find out about the shojo hot guys
Androgynous elves gotta be one of my favourite genders
This but unironically.
Fuck Sony Dads.
"Fuck Sony Dads"?
I'd love to but they're unfortunately not real 😞
Okay, like, I can like an aging Sony dad AND think all this pearl-clutching and hand wringing about "wokism ruining games" just because Ciri could actually arm wrestle me and drink me under a table is bonkers. It's not Ciri's fault that she can achieve a level of badass that these chuds can only imagine.
This is a walking advert.
Blue Alisiae is a good character.
The right pic looks like fucking hot garbage but i guess that was probably the point right?
She's parodying this type of tweet:
It looks exactly like what you'd get if you asked stable diffusion to create an image of a generic white male.
Hot damn, no soft feminine shoulders there, no sir!
Lmfao that's just Clive from ff16
They turned him into Zac Efron
Somebody do one with a non-Caucasian character that they change to Caucasian male. But don’t point it out.
That's the guy from Resident Evil
They femmed him