I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.
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As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"
Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.
laughs in $80k of IVF treatments
cos playing as creampied
well cumming is nice.
Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive
"this joke's been done to death"
Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.
Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet ~~stranger~~ friend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I'm able to take.
(And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)
Ty, fellow trekkie!
Rock on 🤘
Spock on 🖖
(Great, now I'm imagining devils horns & live-prosper hand gestures scissoring)
Also ... youtube/EU-jd3qpfhg ...
That's a pretty awesome, groovy jam.
aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends
Ikr
This is my favourite couple in furry comics.
"Sitting on an ice pack" ☠️☠️☠️
Social acceptance lies in the delivery.
Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.
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CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.
The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.
You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman's body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.
You cum more than one sperm?
What is that?
Delete this!
From my memory, too!
While it’s true only one typically makes it into the egg, recent research has suggested that it’s a team effort getting there
Let's call my reductionist comment a poor atempt at comedic relief, while trying to pass some valid information.
you mean coitus ?
Ew, language.
An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.
Maybe I'm adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
IVF counts
how?
Same principle, smaller scale;)
Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.
You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.
Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
Edit: did correct my use of "ovule," though, thank you!
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