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[–] [email protected] 196 points 1 week ago

“My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 week ago
[–] pyre 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

grindr has a custom notification noise? isn't that indiscreet for an app like that?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah I don't know any apps that have custom notifications out of the box these days, apart from Messenger. It's too convenient just to use the operating system's API and default to the user's default sound.

[–] umbraroze 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know if there's some way to override/customise the notification sounds on Android on per-app basis. At one point in history I wanted Twitter to go [random bird noises] and Reddit to go "Le." but since I don't use either of them anymore I really didn't investigate this further.

[–] tb_ 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In WhatsApp you can set custom notification sounds, I believe it even supports notification sounds on a per-contact basis. So safe to say you can do it as an app developer.

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[–] Wizard_Pope 5 points 1 week ago

I think there is an option but it might be dependent on which company makes your phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's actually really easy for a developer and for a user. Apps can provide a notification sound for themselves, but the Android API automatically creates a user interface inside of the notifications settings that let a user set a sound of their choice on a per-notification-channel (for example, Discord has separate channels for "Incoming calls", "Direct messages", "Friend requests", and a heap more) basis.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Signal does, that dee-deep sound it makes.

[–] Ziglin 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When I installed it used the default. I'm on GrapheneOS, how about you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On my Samsung Android phone it's configurable but I think when I installed the app aeons ago it used their distinctive ding. On desktop Linux incoming messages throw standard push notifications.

[–] Ziglin 3 points 1 week ago

I'm wondering whether it automatically copied using the default notification from my old phone then. I'm pretty sure I didn't change the Signal Notification sounds on my current phone.

[–] Stovetop 2 points 1 week ago

Mine also uses the default (for the very few times I've ever taken my phone off of vibrate). I'm just using an out-of-the-box Samsung.

Can confirm as well that my friends with iPhones also have the generic sound for their device for Signal.

[–] Tikiporch 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ebay still does the cash register noise when you sell something.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

For me, it only ever made the normal plonk, nothing fancy and custom.

[–] hOrni 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have the Pornhub jingle set as my rintone. I regularly hear "I know that sound where is it from?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Tell them it's grindr next time.

[–] MutilationWave 7 points 1 week ago

That's brilliant, you're hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

username checks out

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Post an audio file of the noise

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don't be a coward. Download Grindr and make a match.
Then obv you can't ghost the guy.
Explain the situation.
Become friends.
Fall in love.
The closeted gay was you all along!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That becomes work when I just want to cause chaos

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In chaos I'm free
Destruction is art

[–] captainlezbian 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But I'm a married lesbian attempting to troll family…

[–] Superfool 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Open yourself up to new things

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis 11 points 1 week ago

Only 50%. We have not confirmed her rank yet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's an excellent cover story!
Good enough to fool even yourself... 🧐

[–] meliaesc 3 points 1 week ago

So closed minded, smh.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

How would you say it? Panickily? Panicly? Panically?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be hilarious to build some little thing, basically a bluetooth speaker you could stick somewhere, to play stuff like that from under a table or behind a couch, from something like a phone speaker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure I've seen something like this, like a Bluetooth noise box, powered by batteries..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't want to use one of those music listening type "sexy speakers" like what Dankpods has. Powa ahn. Blewtewth moad. Because it would sound too big and sharp, needs to be out of a tinny little 5mm driver.

[–] somtwo 10 points 1 week ago

I showed my partner this post and he let out a genuine belly laugh. Well done!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

On one hand, I'm glad I don't have too many really bigoted relatives. On the other hand, this would be so fucking funny.

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