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[–] Hayduke 91 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 71 points 1 week ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 8 points 1 week ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

[–] misterdoctor 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

It should just be PEASS

[–] Etterra 4 points 1 week ago

I shit you not, never tell me the funniest joke ever while I'm high. It had me laughing so hard it damn near killed me.

[–] hOrni 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 1 week ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] sozesoze 7 points 1 week ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons 9 points 1 week ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[–] hOrni 0 points 1 week ago

Sorry, what?

[–] SpaceNoodle 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

[–] SpaceNoodle 12 points 1 week ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

[–] asteriskeverything 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

[–] FierySpectre 2 points 1 week ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

[–] asteriskeverything 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 1 week ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

[–] TotallynotJessica 13 points 1 week ago

Based all around

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Lefty non sense 😂😂