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[–] hOrni 49 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 2 months ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] sozesoze 7 points 2 months ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OH NO

[–] TotallynotJessica 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can be the anti-Trump?

[–] HowManyNimons 9 points 2 months ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[–] hOrni 0 points 2 months ago

Sorry, what?