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[–] hOrni 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] sozesoze 7 points 17 hours ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

OH NO

[–] TotallynotJessica 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I can be the anti-Trump?

[–] HowManyNimons 9 points 16 hours ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] SpaceNoodle 10 points 1 day ago

Or cold hamberders