HonoraryMancunian

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Pornhub statistics don't lie rule in c/196
[–] HonoraryMancunian 3 points 3 hours ago

That, plus others' inability to have as much happy sex as they'd like, is about 90% the reason humanity is the way it is

Trump Boasts That His Son Barron Can Turn on a Laptop Even When It Is Completely Turned Off in c/[email protected]
[–] HonoraryMancunian 15 points 1 day ago

A laptop's the only thing the men in that family can turn on

Nicole endgame in c/lemmyshitpost
Time to double down on the metric system in c/[email protected]
[–] HonoraryMancunian 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You slim

Nicole endgame in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] HonoraryMancunian 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ping

Nicole endgame in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] HonoraryMancunian 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Good. Can you keep us updated?

global watershed map in c/[email protected]
[–] HonoraryMancunian 2 points 1 week ago

So this shows the different times around the world that naughty stuff can be shown on TV, neat

Die Buyerarchy Pyramide in c/[email protected]
[–] HonoraryMancunian 5 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing the thinking is 'make' uses materials that require purchasing. Perhaps it should be subdivided into 'make from scraps' and 'make from new materials'.

I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] HonoraryMancunian 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

1 2 2 50

It's a beautiful thing in c/lemmybewholesome
[–] HonoraryMancunian 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those first three words really make that response far more wholesome than it would've been otherwise

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]
[–] HonoraryMancunian 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a Ctrl+X Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V kinda guy

Full Glass of Wine | TheJenkins in c/comicstrips
[–] HonoraryMancunian 16 points 1 week ago

It's never seen one

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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (en.m.wikipedia.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by HonoraryMancunian to c/wikipedia
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My friend said I had nice knuckles (self.dadjokes)
 

I thought, "that's a back-handed compliment"

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Minimum wage (lemmy.world)
 

Context: —

Guy on the left: typical ancap/neolib/oligarchy etc

Guy on the right: believes all basic necessities should be provided, either directly or by sufficient UBI

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The dictionary needs a dictionary rule (lemmy.world)
 
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Carrots (lemmy.world)
 
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The Popeye theme tune is basically a limerick (self.showerthoughts)
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Anyone else see two 'Wallace and Gromit'–style dogs looking at each other? (lemmy.world)
 
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Muscles? Completed it mate. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by HonoraryMancunian to c/gymmemes
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Slushies are ice lava (lemmy.world)
 
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This product will eliminate odours in your home, but only in one plane (lemmy.world)
 
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What are the odds of choosing 7 or more face cards (jacks/queens/kings/aces) from 8 random playing cards? (self.math)
submitted 10 months ago by HonoraryMancunian to c/math
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I get about 1/1772 but I'm not confident

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Be change wish see (lemmy.world)
 
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