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Harris’s people are confident. The Trump campaign is panicking

God, I hope they know something we don't. I feel like I'm gonna pass out. Or throw up.

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[–] negativenull 224 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Last line:

“He’s realizing that he could lose the election, go to prison, and maybe die there,” they said.

[–] PugJesus 211 points 1 week ago (14 children)

God, that would almost make the next 36 hours or so worth it.

Almost.

Anyone have any general anesthetic I can borrow?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best I can offer is grain alcohol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

That'll have to do.

[–] auzy 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm going to bed here in Australia now, and will hopefully wake up to a harris win.. Best of luck guys. The entire world is literally hoping for this (because another 4 years of racism, narcassism, BS and cult behavior is simply too much)..

[–] PugJesus 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You definitely won't wake up to a Harris win, unless you sleep for 24 hours or more. Voting is just about to start. Won't end 'til tonight.

[–] auzy 10 points 1 week ago

I can live with that.. just not wake up to a Harris loss

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope he strokes out and gets locked in syndrome for a few years.

I want him to experience hell on earth in case hell doesn't exist.

[–] Regrettable_incident 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just want him gone, don't care how it happens - death, prison, or retirement into obscurity, whatever. Just so long as he's out of the game.

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[–] dragontamer 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

God, that would almost make the next 36 hours or so worth it.

36 hours?

Uhhhh. Its like 1488 hours until January 6th, 2025, and I'm not even sure if all the issues will be resolved by then this time around. Even if Kamala wins.


In a nightmare Year 2000-like scenario (aka: Hanging Chads deciding an election), it could be the middle of December before the Supreme Court handles a hypothetical case that comes up tomorrow night.

[–] MrVilliam 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's like 1488 hours until January 6th

It's really fucking bizarre that it actually is the Nazi-est number hours imaginable between the election and final certification of the election. I legit thought you were just doing some Nazi dog whistle virtue signaling until I did the math to find that 1488 hours is 62 days, and we are in fact 62 days from January 6. 🤯

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The tragedy we've been living through needs a biiiiiiiiig catharsis to make it worthwhile.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

And then shit has to change. Fast. We cannot be allowed to go through this sort of threat again. Every tier of government now has a responsibility to recognize and close any legal loopholes that have been abused in order to bring us to this point. As well, they must proactively pass legislation to prevent this kind of fuckery from easily recurring.

For me, the necessary catharsis won't arrive until I feel assured that democracy is safe again.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's going to drag on longer than that, if it's not a clear Republican victory from the outset.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I’m locking myself in my shop after 8pm, and using destructive metal objects to tear apart desiccated tree flesh. Maybe I’ll wander out at 3am and see what’s up. There’s no internet out there, and that may be the only path of sanity Tuesday night.

[–] M600 11 points 1 week ago

I’m feeling so much stress over the election. I don’t even drink but I bought 2 beers today, maybe subconsciously I was looking for a way to decompress from the stress of the Election Day.

In case anyone is concerned, it’s not an alcoholism thing. I just generally do not enjoy drinking alcohol.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's probably gonna be well over 36 hours

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[–] CharlesDarwin 35 points 1 week ago

He doesn't have all that long anyway, but I sure would love to see him spending lots of time in and out of court at a minimum. Going to prison would be fantastic. Honestly, I know the likelihood is nearly nil, but the American people really, really need to see a Republican finally pay for their crimes. Stone and Bannon are out of prison and they should both be rotting there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh no... anyway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

God I want this sentence to be more than a small hit of copium.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He won’t go to jail. He’s too rich. I’d honestly be happy if he scapegoated Bannon again and he went back to prison. That would be funny as shit.

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[–] Sanctus 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is one of those times were you just gotta roll with the hourminutes. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[–] PugJesus 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Too poor for recreational drugs. And too medicated. I'm afraid all I have is exhaustion, paranoia, anxiety, and terror for the next 36 hours or so.

[–] foiledAgain 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like you picked the RIGHT week to start sniffing glue

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yep, Charlie Kelly time— huff glue, eat cat food and straight to pass out until it’s all over.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do we get to play nightcrawlers?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Of course we’ll play nightcrawlers!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Let's be real, is there ever a wrong week?

[–] Wilzax 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If your ballot is submitted, there's nothing more to do.

If not, I'll see you in line at 7:00 tomorrow!

[–] PugJesus 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll see me in line. Limping my ass down to my assign polling place and filling out the ballot there. Hail Mary, Full of Grace.

I wonder if Jupiter is still accepting sacrifices...?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know as well as anyone, sacrifices are addressed "to whom it concerns"

[–] PugJesus 9 points 1 week ago

Hah, it is awfully auspicious that I posted that not long ago, huh? Quocumque nomine...

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[–] trag468 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear you. I was getting way too worked up about it as well. I've reduced my phone time as best I can, got some physical activity in, and tried to focus on some hobbies. It has really been helping but it took a couple days to take effect. I'm sure that you have or will be voting. Just do your part and then try to occupy yourself with other things.

[–] PugJesus 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've tried occupying myself this whole time. I actually managed it. Just a sense of dread in the back of my head, no active, debilitating terror. But it's falling apart now that everything's so close. It was easy to kill when the election was far, and I could see it abstractly. But now it's here, and I don't have enough faith in my fellow Americans to be confident. I'm glad Harris's team is, I just hope it means something.

I just want to not wake up in a fascist regime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I feel like 36 hours would be quick compared to what we'll actually get.

[–] dhork 56 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] samus12345 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's 2016 again, but much, much worse.

[–] PugJesus 8 points 1 week ago

Turns out they didn't know something we didn't.

[–] iAvicenna 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Classic, also happens every time in Turkey. Don't remember an election in the last 20 years (local, general, referendum take your pick) where the opposition was like "oh shit we might lose this one, lets work harder". Starting to feel a bit scripted.

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[–] dohpaz42 54 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Box breathing.

Box breathing involves four basic steps, each lasting 4 seconds:

  1. breathing in
  2. holding the breath
  3. breathing out
  4. holding the breath

It takes some getting used to, so you’ll be distracted at first having to concentrate on your breathing.

I also like to meditate by emptying my mind and thinking about a giant, unlit room with a spotlight on a chair that I’m sitting in. Whenever my mind wanders to anywhere but there, I force myself to bring it back and only think about me sitting in that chair. I’m neither happy, sad, nor mad. I’m just existing in the chair; breathing and existing.

And if all else fails: don’t panic. Grab a towel and stick your thumb out. Maybe you’ll get lucky and catch a ride on a Vogon ship. And most importantly, “On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.”

👍 🛸👟

[–] toynbee 9 points 1 week ago

I like this and similar gifs.

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[–] MehBlah 22 points 1 week ago

That is the best picture of trump I've ever seen.

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[–] GrymEdm 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Trump's team has been preparing for a loss for at least weeks now. Luckily it's so obvious that, especially with the precedent of the last coup, it's not going to take anyone by surprise. As a Canadian: please get out and vote, give Harris the substantial victory your country needs, and rub it in Trump's face so hard it's breaks through the layers of spray tan.

P.S. OP, I can understand how you feel. Even as a Canadian I'm going to be so glad to get past tomorrow + the time it takes to confirm a victor. Issues like the environment, Ukraine/Russia, and Israel/Gaza affect us all.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A repeat of 2016. Everyone was so sure he was done and got complacent

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