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The devil will walk on earth (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost

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[–] EvolvedTurtle 195 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chin up, now you know she really loves ya

[–] SpaceNoodle 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

She might have dumped them immediately, you don't know

[–] SassyRamen 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.

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[–] Another_earthling 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It's so cool that ChatGPT isn't allowed to tell me how stupid that question is

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[–] toynbee 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't take the sky from me.

[–] Klear 5 points 2 months ago

🍃

[–] Maggoty 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Straight to jail.

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Isn't Halloween always on 31 October? How's this possible?

[–] ignotum 202 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why it's so scary 😱

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!!!!

[–] toynbee 21 points 2 months ago

Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

[–] capt_wolf 5 points 2 months ago

I just had to explain this to my coworker...

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago

You can't just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?

[–] tiotok 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.

[–] GreenKnight23 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Fwd: re: re: re: re: Operation Candyman O(s)bama

check your candy for fentanyl this year because Obama hates white kids!

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[–] Tautvydaxx 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

[–] psycho_driver 7 points 2 months ago

Not with that attitude it isn't.

[–] Limonene 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately this won't happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).

It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.

There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don't know enough about those to check.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!

[–] Ultraviolet 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's also always either 5, 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you're on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between "day X falls on day of the week Y" events unless you're talking about February 29.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars

That's not very nice to say, also very false

[–] Limonene 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Me: a complete dumbass.

"I could swear it happened once when I was a kid"

"...Wait a second..."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he's mocked for it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

feels like this would go viral on Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

If you put that in the mirror it's kinda true, except that it's also on a Thursday this year haha

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.

Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn't, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don't exist.

♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive... ♫

[–] TeddE 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it's kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it's a shitpost.

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[–] Homescool 9 points 2 months ago

Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.

[–] Tikiporch 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

My self esteam decreased drastically after realising

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, you don't like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s

Edit: Seriously, good luck to you guys - I'll be watching nervously from the UK (where our election was on 4th July.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It took your edit to realise they weren't talking about bonfire night.

[–] psycho_driver 16 points 2 months ago

I can't believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C'mon coffee, get to work.

[–] Dorkyd68 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit's up.

Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow

[–] afox 7 points 2 months ago

[–] MilitantAtheist 6 points 2 months ago

How bendy are you?

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[–] art 8 points 2 months ago

Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.

[–] Etterra 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn't end.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You did it wrong pal, you're supposed to fish during the blood moon.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,

Could've been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.

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[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When you believe in things that you don't understand then you suffer.

Superstition ain't the way

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this is why I'm a computer denialist

[–] BeMoreCareful 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They're just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I call it sand that's been tortured so much they started doing math.

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[–] Etterra 5 points 2 months ago

Why would computers need a dentist?

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