capt_wolf

joined 1 year ago
[–] capt_wolf 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Jews he's fine with, it's black people...

I've got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.

How about that?

[–] capt_wolf 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What, did nobody keep the receipt to do a return?

"Nah, it's only $3,600... Just throw it in the trash!"

Yo... Reuters, if you're just throwing a month's wages away, I've got some bills to pay...

[–] capt_wolf 2 points 2 days ago

"You don't buy the beer here. You rent it!"

[–] capt_wolf 16 points 3 days ago

Aw... what happened to:

"I got him out of the race, and that means we have Kamala. I think she’s gonna be better. She’s so bad. She’s so pathetic. She’s so fucking bad."

Can't make fun of her for being a woman or black like he did Biden for being tired and old? Where's that "Grab 'em by the pussy" bravado now?

[–] capt_wolf 2 points 4 days ago

"This time..."

[–] capt_wolf 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I ever will be...

[–] capt_wolf 7 points 5 days ago

Actually... No, that's not fair to Banana...

[–] capt_wolf 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Make sure you watch the corrected DVD order because Fox thought more action would be better and put the 2nd episode first, the first episode 11th and totally fucked any hope for a second season...

[–] capt_wolf 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Took a bullet implies he intentionally got shot...

[–] capt_wolf 5 points 5 days ago

Yes... Because we need another crook in office who has already lost to Trump once...

[–] capt_wolf 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Already election tampering... Trump is suing Michigan to block voter registration sites...

It “undermines the integrity of elections by increasing the opportunity for individuals to register to vote even though they are ineligible to do so.”

...How?

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Beans in jeans! (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by capt_wolf to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

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submitted 9 months ago by capt_wolf to c/aww
 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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Costco knew... (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by capt_wolf to c/theyknew
 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by capt_wolf to c/[email protected]
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by capt_wolf to c/newjersey
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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