capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

This is not news. This is purely speculative. It does not belong here.

[–] capt_wolf 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, that's just boring and disappointing. Take X, insert a Pi into it... "GUYS! I HOLLOWED OUT A PUMPKIN AND MADE IT A RETRO CONSOLE!"

Up next:

"LOOK! THIS FISH RUNS DOOM!"

[–] capt_wolf 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

-What did you do at work today, honey?

-I shot a baby in the face with a laser.

-I think I want a divorce...

[–] capt_wolf 2 points 3 days ago

An excellent game, also similar to King's Field. Another great PS2 Fromsoft RPG is Evergrace. Horrible translation and voice acting, but interesting when you look at it like a precursor to Elden Ring. Lots of similarities.

[–] capt_wolf 36 points 5 days ago (8 children)

First amendment doesn't cover true threats. So it all kinda depends on context and whether who it was said to felt as though they were in real danger.

[–] capt_wolf 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

First it was lead, now burns when the lid pops off.... Yeah, maybe just don't buy Stanley mugs?

[–] capt_wolf 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Voices of the Void has been my go to time waster for a couple years now. Dev is a little weird, but the game is amazingly well done and gets somewhat regular updates that expand the story and add new content. You are essentially a scientist sent to work at a SETI-like site in Switzerland. Your job is to maintain the site and search for signals in space, analyze them, and then ship them out to your colleagues, for which you get paid to buy supplies and other things. As you play, random events occur, some funny, some scary. There's tons of items to buy and decorate your base with. Lots of locations to discover. Sooooooo many secrets to find. I'm constantly impressed by all the work they've done with a very small team.

My only complaint is having to reset my save when an update comes out. It's generally worth it, as there's usually new events that you'll miss otherwise, but having to redecorate the base and lose collectables you've spent hours on is a bummer... That and I hate the new drive storage rack. I wish they'd bring back then old one as an additional storage item.

Also, the whole damn game is free.

[–] capt_wolf 17 points 1 week ago

Exactly, they're apologizing, not committing seppuku.

[–] capt_wolf 52 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Funko: Hey, chatgpt... Write an apology letter to the gaming community about getting itch.io shut down. Something like "Sorry, we fucked up. Please don't hate us and continue to buy our stuff!" but make it sound like it came from an intern in HR.

Chatgpt: I got you fam...

[–] capt_wolf 15 points 1 week ago

He's already floating invasion of Mexico... No /s

It wouldn't surprise me if he also tried Canada.

[–] capt_wolf 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What kills me is this was literally the prime complaint against socialized healthcare. Then the covid lockdown hit and suddenly it takes 3 months for me to get an appointment with my primary doctor.

[–] capt_wolf 3 points 1 week ago

My ancient ass thought age/sex/location...

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Beans in jeans! (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by capt_wolf to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

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submitted 1 year ago by capt_wolf to c/aww
 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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Costco knew... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by capt_wolf to c/theyknew
 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by capt_wolf to c/[email protected]
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by capt_wolf to c/newjersey
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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