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[-] capt_wolf 9 points 1 day ago

It's like they're trying to start another pandemic just out of spite. All because someone told them not to...

[-] capt_wolf 35 points 1 day ago

Sites like that saved me thousands getting my psych degree. God bless professors like this. Also the ones who were like, "the new edition of the book you need for this semester is $500, but you can get the previous edition for $5 at this site. Here's copies of the pages that were changed." or "I photocopied every page you need for this semester from the book for all of you."

[-] capt_wolf 31 points 1 day ago

Somebody tell this clown to shut up.

[-] capt_wolf 6 points 3 days ago

Must have gone to the same school as Amber Heard's

[-] capt_wolf 41 points 3 days ago

Reading them say that "Trump is the victim" and "There is no crime." Absolutely disgusting... The jury better convict him, because I don't think I can stand to see his smug, shit eating grin after yet another injustice...

[-] capt_wolf 21 points 3 days ago

I'll take the shoebox(full of perfect diamonds, thanks xkcd!) and just for fun, the almost 10k calories of cheese for added wealth, opulence, and because I really love cheese. Some cheeses are worth hundreds of dollars a pound.

[-] capt_wolf 2 points 3 days ago

From a quick Google search, I saw a guy managed to fit 7,400 dollar bills into a shoebox. $10,000 bills are no longer printed but still valid, legal currency. Assuming that's the max. That's $74,000,000. You could dupe the box and net $148 mil.

However, thinking bigger. Go with a shoebox full of perfect diamonds. The value could conceivably be in the billions.

[-] capt_wolf 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Next time someone brings up not having to pump their own gas in Jersey, I'm going to show them this. Idiots in my state would do this, but they'd turn the pump on...

[-] capt_wolf 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I got my copy free when I bought my PS2 hard drive and never played it once.

I lost my best friend to that game. He got into playing it so much after high school that he basically stopped doing anything else. I'd call him to hang out and he'd ghost me to play the game instead. Eventually I gave up trying...

My friends now want me to get into FFXIV and I absolutely refuse.

[-] capt_wolf 147 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Says the guy who allegedly held coke parties at the Plaza while he was hooking up with underaged teenage girls, hung out with a known human trafficker, paid hush money to multiple women to hide how much of a predator he is, and has been found guilty of raping at least one of them.

Let's drug test them both.

In fact, I have a better idea. The debate is headed by Snoop Dogg. Both of them have to get high with him and answer his questions.

Beans in jeans! (
submitted 1 month ago by capt_wolf to c/lemmyshitpost

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

submitted 7 months ago by capt_wolf to c/aww

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

Costco knew... (
submitted 7 months ago by capt_wolf to c/theyknew

Happy Halloween!

Libby (
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by capt_wolf to c/[email protected]

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by capt_wolf to c/newjersey

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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