Dorkyd68

joined 6 months ago
[–] Dorkyd68 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oklahoma πŸ™ƒrates go up each year due to tornados, at least that's what they say. Even though i live in a heavily populated area that'll never get hit.

I had to put a new roof on cause of softball sized hail caused by the infamous may 2013 storm that damn near leveled Moore Oklahoma. But other than that, no storm damage ever

[–] Dorkyd68 6 points 14 hours ago

That's Donnie's cum bubbles

[–] Dorkyd68 48 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

As a homeowner what weighs me down most is insurance, by a large margin. It keeps increasing while the coverage decreases. It's a huge racket in my opinion

[–] Dorkyd68 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Hashtag #

Bruh this ain't insta

[–] Dorkyd68 4 points 21 hours ago

She only has a BA, and essentially next to zero experience in education, minus what you cited.

Ffs, this position should be held with someone that has a doctorate at least. Don't even get me started on oz, he's a Quack capital q..

Is there an option to sleep for 4 years?? I don't mind if they over do it and i end up in a Futurama type situation. I just don't want to see what's about to happen

[–] Dorkyd68 3 points 1 day ago

Me putting new flooring in my whole house right now despite no experience "pfft, I got this" 3 months later and a million youtube videos later "maybe I don't in fact got this" "nah I don't need help"

[–] Dorkyd68 1 points 1 day ago

That left hand Hella funky

[–] Dorkyd68 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This dude is "the boy who called wolf" of world leaders. Putin " I'm gonna nuke you if I don't get my way" vs rest of the world "mmmkay baby putin, you do that"

[–] Dorkyd68 2 points 1 day ago

Slam this, slam that, he slammed her and she slammed him. Hit em with the ole slammed whammy. Yup. Dead. Im soooooo fucking tired of that word. Slammed has lost all meaning to me unless its pertaining to slam dunks in basketball

[–] Dorkyd68 22 points 2 days ago

Exactly why you never give 100%. Never show them everything you got cause they'll only want more

[–] Dorkyd68 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, kool aid cums in powder and liquid in the US.

Growing up mu mom would do 2 cups of sugar and 2 packets of Kool aid powder in a large pitcher then mix it all up. Super healthy stuff

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