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[–] [email protected] 144 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is so weird, I would think it's a parody or false flag.

But no, apparently it's true.

Same energy as the Trump diapers and ear patches.

Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I also instinctively thought to myself 'this has got to be bullshit, you probably could get Grok to generate these images'.

Then I remembered that it was only about two months ago that Trump supporters were wearing diapers to rallies... because... Trump wear diaper, people make fun of Trump wear diaper, so if we wear diaper, it like we 'reclaiming' diapers like how f@gs reclaimed f@g.

That line of logic plus: anything that elicits ... well it used to be anger, but now we'll settle for confusion, genuine disgust, an exasperated sigh, any reaction at all, or even if there is no reaction but we know it secretly makes people mad... well that's what you call owning the libs.

These people long since passed the point of being indistinguishable from poe's, from parodies of themselves, and are now much closer to brainwashed fanatical cultists... who have the mental faculties of a 'friend' group of 6th grade narcissist bullies.

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I really want this to be a spoof, its possible it could be (i am too tired to check), but its also entirely in line with these fascist goobers.

So anyway, if these are real... does one keep this as a collectible of faux rotten semen, for display on a mantle or desk, or does one use the faux sperm receptacle to drink out of and mockingly pretend to be guzzling cum? See its funny cuz its not cum but you thought it was, moron.

Fucking w e i r d.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey! Whoa!!! Thats uncalled for! As someone with two older sisters, who used to regularly call me goober, using the term in that way is an insult to honest well meaning goobers everywhere! We may be whimsicle, we may be weird, we may be happy go lucky.....but we are NOT to be assosiated with facists!

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (6 children)

This CANNOT be real. Even the MAGA cult would refuse to do such a thing. Even if the cups are empty, it's unimaginably weird. I can only accept it as a quick joke between 5-6 people that took some photos and ended after a few minutes. Not as something organized.

[–] weariedfae 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Based on a Google search your instincts seem correct. Legit but small.

[–] Invertedouroboros 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit, even if it is a small inside joke or some shit, I can't imagine the conversation nor the thought process that leads to "I'm gonna pose for a camera with a make believe jar of J.D. Vance's jizz. Like, the fuck do you have to be on to think that's even a remotely good idea?

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[–] flicker 14 points 2 months ago

I found one set of pics on Twitter, a different one on Threads. Still weird as hell.

[–] Duamerthrax 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought that about the golden Trump statue at the RNC, but here we are.

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[–] x00z 13 points 2 months ago

Please get me out of this filter bubble for the love of God.

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[–] Burn_The_Right 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They have nothing, so now they're digging through the couch cushions.

[–] braxy29 13 points 2 months ago

i see what you did there.

[–] ccunning 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

…found at JDs Sperm Clinic…

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)
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[–] nobleshift 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoa. Not on my 2024 Bingo card that's for sure ....

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

🤣🤣🤣😅

Me either bud. Me either. I had to double take that. Wow.

Edit: had to come back to check and confirm it's not the Onion.

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[–] mightyfoolish 49 points 2 months ago

J.D. Vance dresses in drag, thought he was gay, and expirements sexually. No doubt the Republicans are doing this to show solidarity for the LGBT community; cause this is pretty gay.

[–] breadsmasher 47 points 2 months ago (26 children)

I guess they’re squeezing JD Vances sperm out from couch cushions?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 47 points 2 months ago (4 children)

To be fair.....THAT couch looks pretty fuckable!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

found JD Vance

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 46 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Wearing diapers? Sticking maxi pads on their ears? Now carrying some sample cups?

TF is wrong with the people?

[–] Huschke 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, I don't think weird is a strong enough word to describe them. This shit is beyond weird 🤨

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[–] Illuminostro 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They need to belong to a team. A tribe. Everyone wants friends, a social group. Humans are pack animals, we don't do well in isolation. But I'll never understand the "My Team No Matter What" mindset. Life is not a zero sum game. These people believe that if someone else is given something, they themselves must be losing something. Republican philosophy appeals to greed, envy, and selfishness, and attracts those who believe in those things.

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[–] Duamerthrax 42 points 2 months ago

This is Cuck behavior.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

All I see here is proof that those MAGA folk love themselves some of that Bad Dragon cum lube.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Get xLube or kLube powder and add in titanium dioxide when you mix it, that's all it is and it's way cheaper to do it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Looking into it seems that "Cum Lube" is likely K-Lube since J-Lube goes bad relatively quickly. That said, if the lube is going inside someone, it seems like J-Lube is a much safer alternative.

TIL. Thank you for the search prompt kind stranger.

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[–] Makeitstop 39 points 2 months ago

It's amazing what you can find in your couch cushions.

[–] aluminium 27 points 2 months ago

How can GTA 6 ever top that?

[–] Burn_The_Right 27 points 2 months ago

Conservatives are so fucking gross.

[–] riodoro1 25 points 2 months ago

Collected from a campaign bus couch I assume.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (8 children)

What's with the sperm fetish?

Some magats want to lube their gun with liberal cum, others want to donate Vance sperm to needy liberals (how compassionate of them, for a change).

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Nothings funnier and straighter than a ton of men carrying around another guys sperm in a cup in public. /s

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel genuinely bad for these people. I couldn't imagine even being half as stupid as they are

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If ignorance is truly bliss, then they are very happy people.

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[–] gorgori 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Everyday the movie Idiocracy gets more prophetic.

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[–] AgentGrimstone 23 points 2 months ago

If anyone needs to decide not to have families, it's these people.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 23 points 2 months ago

This is well past weird...it's fucking creepy at this point

[–] ChillPenguin 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn't this mass murder according to their weird-ass beliefs?

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[–] Sam_Bass 19 points 2 months ago

Sanity escaped them years ago

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So we can't make fun of the upholstery burn marks on Vance's junk, but the freaks are carrying mock sperm to weird us out?

Dear Americans, eat your rich, have a revolution, institute term limits for all public offices, or do something else. But please: sort your shit out.

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[–] pete_the_cat 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They've somehow managed to go far beyond "bat shit crazy", they're in unnamed territory now.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone should go over there and when they gleefully offer such a cup, just take it and chug it.

Then explain you had better, since it had some weird leather taste to it.

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[–] nifty 14 points 2 months ago

It’s not a political party, it’s a cult. Completely unhinged

[–] aquinteros 14 points 2 months ago

and they don't want to be called weird lmao

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