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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

All I see here is proof that those MAGA folk love themselves some of that Bad Dragon cum lube.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Get xLube or kLube powder and add in titanium dioxide when you mix it, that's all it is and it's way cheaper to do it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looking into it seems that "Cum Lube" is likely K-Lube since J-Lube goes bad relatively quickly. That said, if the lube is going inside someone, it seems like J-Lube is a much safer alternative.

TIL. Thank you for the search prompt kind stranger.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

xLube is pure polyethylene oxide, kLube is xLube with preservatives, and jLube is kLube with a bunch of sugar for some reason! I use xLube personally, if you make it with bottled water it can last a month or two.

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not often these days you meet a true lube connoisseur. My hat is off to you and your extensive knowledge of sexual lubricants!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stuffing my butt has been my main hobby for the last year or so, happy to share what I've learned!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We're all here for your expertise, much better conversation than the insanity of modern day politics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was my understanding that jLube is nothing but different sugars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nope! jLube is the only one with sugar. I'll post a picture of my xLube container in a sec. kLube I don't have personally,but it doesn't have sugar to the best of my knowledge which is pretty good

https://files.catbox.moe/u52j7k.JPG

[–] Illuminostro 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My ass lube has zinc. All gearheads agree it's the best additive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just avoid lubes with glycol in them if you're going to be using it for anal. Glycol actually acts as a laxative when applied anally, it makes it hard to relax your butt muscles and you might notice a bit of an unpleasant sensation. Many cheap water based premixed lubes use it as a base ingredient.

[–] Illuminostro 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was joking, but I'll keep that in mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I figured, I just enjoy talking about lube way too much hahaha