Between that and the radiation, welcome to... Planet Tard.
Illuminostro
"I would like to purchase one wood, please."
In a CyberX Freezer, his next investment scam.
Easy. They do protect the rich and their property from the poors. That's the one and only reason they exist.
Well, the thing is almost everything had to be done by hand. So, the work never really ended. You had to cut wood for warmth and cooking, had to raise and slaughter animals and plant and harvest food, had to draw water from a well or creek to bathe and cook, had to wash your clothes on a washboard or rock in the creek, etc.
Because it's not the rich robbing you, it's the blacks, queers, loudmouth women, and Satan robbing you.
Vote Republican.
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"I'm rich because God wanted me to be. Don't be mad at me, talk to The Big Guy. Now shine my fuckin' shoes."
And Republicans sucking on the other teat of AIPAC.
Well, this movie isn't that great, itself. The crew should have met a truly alien threat, instead of Hellraiser In Space.
Technically a septuagenarian, but close enough.
The most amusing thing I've heard all week. Thank you, you magnificent bastard.
It's the only way to be sure.