Illuminostro

joined 10 months ago
[–] Illuminostro 1 points 10 hours ago

It's the only way to be sure.

[–] Illuminostro 2 points 10 hours ago

Between that and the radiation, welcome to... Planet Tard.

[–] Illuminostro 2 points 10 hours ago

"I would like to purchase one wood, please."

[–] Illuminostro 2 points 10 hours ago

In a CyberX Freezer, his next investment scam.

[–] Illuminostro 1 points 23 hours ago

Easy. They do protect the rich and their property from the poors. That's the one and only reason they exist.

[–] Illuminostro 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, the thing is almost everything had to be done by hand. So, the work never really ended. You had to cut wood for warmth and cooking, had to raise and slaughter animals and plant and harvest food, had to draw water from a well or creek to bathe and cook, had to wash your clothes on a washboard or rock in the creek, etc.

[–] Illuminostro 51 points 1 day ago

Because it's not the rich robbing you, it's the blacks, queers, loudmouth women, and Satan robbing you.

Vote Republican.

/s

[–] Illuminostro 3 points 1 day ago

"I'm rich because God wanted me to be. Don't be mad at me, talk to The Big Guy. Now shine my fuckin' shoes."

[–] Illuminostro 7 points 1 day ago

And Republicans sucking on the other teat of AIPAC.

[–] Illuminostro 0 points 1 day ago

Well, this movie isn't that great, itself. The crew should have met a truly alien threat, instead of Hellraiser In Space.

[–] Illuminostro 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Technically a septuagenarian, but close enough.

[–] Illuminostro 1 points 2 days ago

The most amusing thing I've heard all week. Thank you, you magnificent bastard.

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