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[-] Illuminostro 3 points 1 day ago

It's called vivisection. I'm sure you could find someone on Craigslist to help you out.

[-] Illuminostro 7 points 2 days ago

Mitch McConnell.

[-] Illuminostro 2 points 2 days ago

An offense to everything Good and Right. Off with their head.

[-] Illuminostro 2 points 2 days ago

"Here is your shit pie, Your Grace. I regret nothing."

[-] Illuminostro 7 points 3 days ago

I asked him if it was true that you had to suck 14 dicks a day for 88 days straight to be a true Aryan.

[-] Illuminostro 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A guy I know at my local bar likes to brag about the fist fights he was in in his 20's. He's 53. He also brags he's had 13 concussions.

Recently, he was parroting anti trans shit from Fox. I asked him why he was afraid of trans people.

He said "I ain't afraid if those f&_$&tts!"

I said "Yes, you are. If you weren't, you wouldn't think about them at all."

He didn't like that.

[-] Illuminostro 75 points 3 days ago

Wait until you learn about the CEO of Goodwill bragging about all the idiots who give him free shit to sell.

[-] Illuminostro 32 points 3 days ago

Should've bought a Rivian.

[-] Illuminostro 3 points 4 days ago

"Hold your horses! I'm typing as fast as I can with 6 fingers!"

[-] Illuminostro 3 points 5 days ago

"Aha, haha, HHHAAAHHHHAAAA!"

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