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Get xLube or kLube powder and add in titanium dioxide when you mix it, that's all it is and it's way cheaper to do it yourself.
Looking into it seems that "Cum Lube" is likely K-Lube since J-Lube goes bad relatively quickly. That said, if the lube is going inside someone, it seems like J-Lube is a much safer alternative.
TIL. Thank you for the search prompt kind stranger.
xLube is pure polyethylene oxide, kLube is xLube with preservatives, and jLube is kLube with a bunch of sugar for some reason! I use xLube personally, if you make it with bottled water it can last a month or two.
It's not often these days you meet a true lube connoisseur. My hat is off to you and your extensive knowledge of sexual lubricants!
Stuffing my butt has been my main hobby for the last year or so, happy to share what I've learned!
We're all here for your expertise, much better conversation than the insanity of modern day politics.
It was my understanding that jLube is nothing but different sugars.
Nope! jLube is the only one with sugar. I'll post a picture of my xLube container in a sec. kLube I don't have personally,but it doesn't have sugar to the best of my knowledge which is pretty good
https://files.catbox.moe/u52j7k.JPG
My ass lube has zinc. All gearheads agree it's the best additive.
Just avoid lubes with glycol in them if you're going to be using it for anal. Glycol actually acts as a laxative when applied anally, it makes it hard to relax your butt muscles and you might notice a bit of an unpleasant sensation. Many cheap water based premixed lubes use it as a base ingredient.
I was joking, but I'll keep that in mind.
I figured, I just enjoy talking about lube way too much hahaha