Thebeardedsinglemalt

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 1 points 1 day ago

Toxic insecure masculinity. They can't walk into a bar without getting into a fight, and can't introduce themselves without letting everyone know who their father is.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 1 day ago

These days it's FAFO. I used to work with someone and he would shoehorn that into conversations completely unprovoked...like he itching to find any excuse to shoot someone

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my house growing up, from the second we finished thanksgiving dinner until new years eve my mom played nothing but Xmas music in the house. Over and over and over again. All day. I hated Xmas music for years after I moved out. It's mostly just tolerable these days, but ever since I changed jobs and temporarily moved back in with them in-between selling my previous house and bought a new one I now feel the same about the Beatles as I did Xmas music growing up. Because that's ALL she listens to. Ever.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 1 day ago

They're obviously not all on the same galactic plain at all times but it's be customary if 2 ships are to meet at a certain spot from different directions it'd be customary for them to adjust their pitch yaw and roll to match

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

What are the odds there's a Prime universe Galaxy class with a lift-kit on their nacelles, ~~rolling-coal~~ venting-plasma, with an aftermarket aft tractor beam hauling 3 runabout shuttles, flying a Terra Prime flag, a silhouette window decal of Phillip Green giving the finger, and when he docks with a star base the captain constantly complains about the price of dilithium.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Especially when there are 3 Bolian freighters passing each other going .1 warp faster than each other and all warp traffic behind them gets backed up.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sure all the vessels from Angel I would be plastered with Mom Life hair/sunglasses, Baby up in this Bitch, and Rollin' with my Homies #MomLife decals on half the windows.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 5 points 1 day ago

With the rule that nobody can speak while the doors are swooshing

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I always envisioned Q as a bully and he keeps poking Picard because Q can always get a ride out of him. But in Tapestry Q saved Picard's life, while being a dick every step of the way.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

So, in Tapestry. Picard takes a shot to the chest and he is about to die because it permanently damaged his fake heart. Q intercepts him from dying and gives a morality tale about playing it safe, Picard still gets stabbed by the Nausicans, still gets shot in the chest...and wakes up laughing perfectly alive.

So the only reason Picard is alive is because Q snap-fixed his artificial heart?

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 4 points 1 week ago

It would have been a more interesting reveal for sure, but I would have been curious how they could explain it in a justifiable way

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 3 points 1 week ago

But only in a logical fashion

 
 
 
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Thebeardedsinglemalt to c/political_weirdos
 

This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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