Thebeardedsinglemalt

I heard the Easter Bunny was accosted this morning

Yar: I only have sex with human males, and devices which run on batteries.

Interviewer: Lt Cmdr Data runs on batteries.

Yar: I SAID WHAT I SAID

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He could take the standard real-life playbook and repeat blatant lies about the Hazari being pedos and groomers to take some attention off him.

America:

Land of the free! Freedom freedom freedom

Also America:

...unless you're not a white straight christian male always wearing at least 1 piece of gear with an American flag on it and your vehicle has some sort of back the thin blue line decal.

you will have no hopes, no personality

I knew half the women on Bumble were Borg!

Kill them, board the ship, take everything we can, attempt to reverse engineer it, find tech that could make life instantly better for over 90% of the population to end world hunger and instantly cure countless diseases injuries and ailments...but instead they patent it and hold back 100 years of progress while some people get obscenely rich

Get that fucking fish out of the Ready Room.

I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way

His favorite song is the 90s hit Berserker.

My love for you is like a truck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR

Would you like some making fuck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR