Thebeardedsinglemalt

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Robert's Picard-Oh (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by Thebeardedsinglemalt to c/tenforward
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Nana's Visitor in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 5 points 13 hours ago

Visitor...as in he didn't stick around for long

Avery's Brook(e)s in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Now do Alec Guiness

They can be magnificent, but not always. in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 1 points 16 hours ago

I still find it odd that in TNG they were known to the federation only by rumor. Yet by DS9 they're a long running cornerstone of finance and commerce in the alpha quadrant.

I'm never going to emotionally recover from this in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 10 points 1 day ago

O'Brain must never be happy

I'm never going to emotionally recover from this in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 43 points 1 day ago

Alternative answers

  • The others usually need to get back to their shifts.

  • Riker isn't much for cuddling.

  • Nobody wants to deal with the awkwardness of you walking in unexpectedly

  • Technically Data does't sleep.

We're singing the beloved drinking songs of our country... and you sing us that bloody jingo jango? in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🎶 96 pints of synthale on the wall

96 pints of synthale

Stay off the ground

There's tribbles abound

95 pints of synthale on the wall 🎶

We're singing the beloved drinking songs of our country... and you sing us that bloody jingo jango? in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

🎶 97 pints of synthale on the wall

97 pints of synthale

Don't make a sound

Keiko's starting to crown

96 pints of synthale on the wall 🎶

We're singing the beloved drinking songs of our country... and you sing us that bloody jingo jango? in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

🎶 98 pints of synthale on the wall

98 pints of synthale

Transport one down

Rematerialized around

97 pints of synthale on the wall 🎶

Spot broke into someone's room... in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 2 days ago

Spordi LaFat

Now we have to get another one in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 2 points 3 days ago

And their pants are halfway up to their armpits

For the glory of the Empire! in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cussed out my mom

FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Riker meets his match in c/tenforward
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It's Mrs. Shirley, her husband was kidnapped on Xmas Eve by a man wearing a leisure suit

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Picard has difficulty renovating the bathroom in his quarters (lemmy.world)
 
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They're not stories for entertainment. They're a warning. (lemmy.world)
 
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Oh brother you guessed, I'm a dude, dad! (lemmy.world)
 
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Hey Vindicta, What's Happening... (lemmy.world)
 
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A totally rational, level-headed person lives here (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Thebeardedsinglemalt to c/political_weirdos
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This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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