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This was posted on one of the videos on the channel of archaeologist Flint Dibble (yes that is his real name, his dad is also an archaeologist and his brother's name is Chip).

As it said, he debated Graham Hancock on Rogan because he felt Rogan's audience needed to hear from an actual archaeologist about the nonsense Graham Hancock was pushing and hopefully get them interested in real archaeology, which I feel is a solid reason for going on Rogan and doing what he did. Too bad more actual experts aren't asked to go on Rogan.

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[–] gedaliyah 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why would a Dinosaur hypnotist lie to me what would she have to gain?

£25k

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’m very curious what he thinks a “ghost writer” does.

[–] modeler 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's hiring a ghost writer because they are very cheap.

When a person dies, they stop needing earthly rewards. And, because a lot of great authors and writers have died, there are a lot of candidate ghost writers, like Martin Amis, Truman Capote and Barbara Cartland. A good spiritualist can summon the right auteur from beyond this mortal coil for any compositional need you have!

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 4 months ago

That is, if they aren't too busy riding ghost dinosaurs, of course.

[–] SpaceNoodle 6 points 4 months ago

Writes books based on the accounts of ghosts, duh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I’ll do it for $20k!

[–] palebluethought 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Poes law and all, but this one feels like a troll to me

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 4 months ago

All I can say is Flint doesn't think so. I'm guessing this isn't the first comment like this he's had to read.

[–] thesporkeffect 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Flint Dibble sounds like a MST3K Dave Ryder name

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 4 months ago

My wife got this for me one Christmas. I used to use it as a pencil and pen holder at work:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] cornshark 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 4 months ago

You're a little confused. They weren't asking for Bob Johnson.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 4 months ago

I thought it was another of Dale Gribble's pseudonyms to order pizza.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you fell far enough down the crazy hole to 100% genuinely believe you had, in fact, ridden dinosaurs... I think it'd be hard not to feel superior to literally everyone else. I mean, what do they know? They haven't even ridden a dinosaur.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what if someone else got to ride a T-Rex and all they got to ride was this derpy-looking incisivosaurus?

[–] humorlessrepost 2 points 4 months ago

That’s what homo habilis skeletons rode in the previous era’s version of Minecraft.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] Today 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If you could ride a dinosaur, what kind would you choose?

[–] VelvetStorm 7 points 4 months ago

Umm, I guess that depends on my level of technology. If I had some sort of suit that would withstand the pressure and would let me breathe indefinitely under water, then Large Mosasaurs or Livyatan which could get up to 59 feet.

And if that technology is unavailable, then a Spinosaurus for the land and a Quetzalcoatlus for the air. That way, I have the smallest chance of being attacked by other dinosaurs.

And just for fun I know it's not a dinosaur but I would LOVE to ride or touch or encounter a Arthropleura Read more here: https://www.geologyin.com/2020/05/largest-land-dwelling-bug-of-all-time.html

Millipedes are so god dam cute!

[–] miseducator 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why not a pterodactyl? I’ll firebomb you riding your stupid little gimpy armed t-Rex from above and you wouldn’t even stand a chance

[–] miseducator 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa. I was under the impression that I would be riding a dinosaur for recreation, not prehistoric warfare. You just go around firebombing dinosaur equestrians all willy nilly?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

This is the fuckin Cretaceous period, brah. No such thing as war crimes yet so yeah I’m firebombing some fuckin peeps

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why not a pterodactyl?

Because quetzalcoatlus existed.

It probably ate pterodactyls if it could catch them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but I didn’t know quetzalcoatlusi existed

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 4 months ago

That's what it relies on before it eats you.

[–] ccunning 6 points 4 months ago

Spoken like someone who forgot about Pterosaurs…

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 4 months ago

Pff. I fly and I evolved before them.

[–] j4k3 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm against gouging the gullible, but the bias is mostly because it would mean predation of my family and already fragile support network...

However... gooning dino kink for £25k sounds greyish boarder legit. Where's the Khan academy 411?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I've got a week long intensive course. It's only £25k. You'll need to bring your own ghostwriters.