cornshark

joined 1 year ago

so this is happening now? in c/[email protected]

[–] cornshark 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you tap to close images on voyager?

EV truck maker Nikola goes bust in c/[email protected]

[–] cornshark 10 points 2 days ago

Should have called it the Newton

Sports rule in c/[email protected]

[–] cornshark 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Very true. Here's my attempt

Male
Michael Vick
Wayne Gretzky
Roger Federer
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille O'Neal
David Beckham
OJ Simpson
Babe Ruth
Usain Bolt
Oscar Pistorius
Mike Tyson
Michael Phelps
Tony Hawk
Tom Brady
That car racing guy who hit his head on a rock while skiing and is in a coma
Max Verstappen

Female
Serena Williams
Venus Williams
Brittany Griner
That gymnastics girl making a displeased face in the meme (Mikayla Maroney?)

So for me, even though I'm not interested in sports, OP was correct.

I'm curious why I don't know any female race car drivers... the argument could be made that female athletes are not as physically strong so they aren't competitive in strength based sports, but it seems like anyone can drive a car fast? Who are the biggest female race car drivers?

Toronto plane crash-landing and flip. Everyone survived in c/crazyfuckingvideos

[–] cornshark 24 points 2 days ago

You're right, this does seem suspicious. It was probably all staged by that guy.

Corn belt rule in c/[email protected]

[–] cornshark 6 points 5 days ago

Dr Doofenshmirtz, is that you?

Lazlo says we only need 200 petajoules! in c/[email protected]

[–] cornshark 4 points 6 days ago

Doofenshmirtz is that you?

Reminder that there's no "it's too late, its over" for climate change in c/upliftingnews

[–] cornshark 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure this tweet counts as news?

Already have a list of names in c/gay

[–] cornshark 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Be warned Nazi sympathizing corporations, you're going to go the way of Volkswagen and Hugo Boss

Call the doctor I've had a stroke in c/memes

[–] cornshark 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doctor: you've had a stroke
Patient: how can you tell?
Doctor: from the handshake

aww man here we goo... in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] cornshark 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'm ootl on this one. What happened?

What sounds like a double standard but isn't? in c/asklemmy

[–] cornshark 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah if the dentist makes you wait for 20 minutes, you definitely should have the right not to see him

Google's AI made up a fake cheese fact that wound up in an ad for Google's AI, perfectly highlighting why relying on AI is a bad idea in c/[email protected]

[–] cornshark 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Since Apple and Microsoft did the same, what phones are left viable for you?

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Why are brass and pewter always on the same side when they go to war? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by cornshark to c/dadjokes

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Because they are alloys

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Farmer: doc, my sheep is coughing and lethargic (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 months ago by cornshark to c/dadjokes

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Vet: well that sounds like a ewe problem

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Why should you never buy a light bulb from a RAM manufacturer? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 8 months ago by cornshark to c/dadjokes

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They're SO-DIMM