Today

joined 1 year ago
[–] Today 1 points 41 minutes ago

I've been watching slow horses with Gary oldman and he's hilarious. I also love patton oswalt. Not sure if either of those are right for the Andrew McCarthy or the other guy roles, but maybe we could find parts for them?

[–] Today 4 points 10 hours ago

Ooooohh. They're so dark! And webby!

[–] Today 10 points 22 hours ago

These guys are the test to see how far he can push it.

[–] Today 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I usually buy the 2 year care plan. Do you?

[–] Today 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I will go get high enough to forget why we discussed it, and to have an appropriately ridiculous response to your sitcom pitch.

[–] Today 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Weekend at Grover's. I'd watch that.

[–] Today 8 points 1 day ago

I will vomit everyday forever if Ivanka turns out to be our first female president.

[–] Today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Check out the auntie network on Reddit or Facebook.

[–] Today 5 points 1 day ago

That's the new trumpster look! There's the old 65-year-old white haired red-faced guy but now there's the new 40-year-old 'check out my cool haircut and tough beard' guy. The DJ/ JD look.

[–] Today 2 points 1 day ago

I have an air popper for work and I have a whirly pop at home. I love the ease of the air popper, but the whirly pop is far better and gives you a chance to play with different oil, temps, etc.

[–] Today 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought Glenn Beck was satire. Watched it several times and then one day .. wait, that's not a joke?

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Today to c/connectasong
 

Hey

 

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Today to c/asklemmy
 

I work in a public school district and i visit about a dozen different schools. Bosses are making us share our calendars, thinking they'll be able to track us and catch us doing something wrong. I'm planning to add "started my period" every couple of weeks. Are there other good outlook tricks to fuck with them?

ETA- This is my work calendar, not my personal calendar. I know that seems reasonable but it's being done as a petty micromanagement tactic. There are about 20 of us in my department who drive from school to school every day working with kids with physical disabilities. They don't just want to know when we're in meetings - they want every minute of our day to be accounted for - 8 to 830 school A, 840 to 11 school B, etc. I go to 14 schools. If my kid at school A is absent or if i get a call from school J that i need to stop by to fix a wheelchair, am I supposed to pull over and update my calendar so they can find me? I could spend an hour a day in parking lots editing my calendar. Most days i eat lunch in my car between schools. Last year they made a rule that we can't carry to-go cups because it looks like we have enough free time to drive thru Starbucks. It's just to be controlling.

 

I'm non-techy. I work for a public school district and visit with kids in about a dozen schools. I like having my work email on my phone so teachers can get in touch if they need me. For years we've just used the outlook app with no real issues that I've noticed. We're seeing more and more micromanagement and it sucks. We recently got notice that we have to install Cisco Duo on our phones if we want to have our email on it. Should i do that? Or just say no and be ok with being out of contact?

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Today to c/[email protected]
 

It's like a dental retainer with a touchpad to control devices with your tongue.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Today to c/cars
 

Sorry if this is not the right community for this. In the US. I currently have a 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee. The air suspension was awesome, but now that it's failing it's driving me crazy so I'm looking for something new. I haul wheelchairs and similarly- sized stuff for work so i need some cargo space. I'd love an SUV with second row captains seats and no third row. Does anyone make that? I'm leaning away from American cars, but can be swayed (my last two cars were Camaro and Jeep). I like things that look a little sporty with little/no chrome, a good amount of hp, and AWD is a plus. I usually drive 10-30 miles per day and get a $60/mo stipend- so about one tank of gas right now. I've browsed the websites for the new 4runner, Outback, Forester, Santa Fe, and a few others. Appreciate any ideas or opinions.

ETA- 6 months ago the dealer wanted $9k to replace the air suspension, so i went to a small Goodyear shop for $6k instead. That shop was bought by brakes plus and they won't honor any warranty. Dropped it at the dealer for diag this morning. Just got a call - $4800. I was expecting $9k. Now I'm on the fix it/trade it fence.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Today to c/artshare
 

Oops! Friend reported this is not his. When he sent it to me i thought it was original . He was sharing it to me because he thought it was cool. Super kudos to the original artist. Sorry!

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submitted 2 months ago by Today to c/dfw
 

I don't really like Grandscape so that's kind of a turn off. It looks cool for a sporting event but I'm sure tickets and concessions are $$$. I would go for a planetarium or nature show if it was reasonably priced.

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Who do they think they are? (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 2 months ago by Today to c/showerthoughts
 

If you use "they" to describe a nameless group of people and you mean anyone other than The Man (That's how they get you.), you're probably the one who's wrong.

Looking forward to reading some fun exceptions.

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