Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
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"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"
βHere is an alternative Piped link(s)β and then it links to a video of me dying.
What are you gonna do, stab me?
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
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Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
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My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
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The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
Hang on, almost figured it...
Fuckin finally
Same as my first word. Shit.
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
I told you I was sick!
See you again next time
Ah, fuck.
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
I donβt know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
« Does it look like itβs coming closer ?Β Β»
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, Iβm out.
I left you a present..
Gazpacho soup.
"It was...fun."
I donβt want to go
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
Currently? βSit! Lay down! Okay cβmon boyβ
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
"What was that noise?"
"Freedom, at last...!"
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