ThatWeirdGuy1001

joined 10 months ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Y'know what. Not even jail. Straight to hell. Straight to the bottom of the deepest prison in hell.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 6 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

The fact that a lot of people can't actually terrifies me.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Even after working there I still love their food

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Burritos suck get a salad.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 9 hours ago

I wonder if they used it as fertilizer or just dumped it somewhere.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 7 points 9 hours ago

I just smack the keyboard or press a bunch of keys at once.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Job: Cook

Person: Manager

"No one wants to work anymore"

No one ever wanted to work motherfucker. That's why we're fucking paid to be here. If you weren't paying us we wouldn't fucking be here. But you pay us the bare fucking minimum and expect us to work like we're paid immense luxury wages.

Take a sandy brick and insert it as a suppository.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gmod idiot box was my version of this

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Case of dildos!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 2 days ago

I saw one driving to work the other day and honestly they look goofy af.

It's like watching someone drive around in a car rendered with ps1 graphics.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 6 points 2 days ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

 

I'm not meaning similar posts or the same post but in different communities. I've been seeing duplicate posts in the same community by the same people with the same upvotes/downvotes. A literal duplicate.

Sometimes it's like I'm scrolling the same feed on repeat with a seamless transition.

 

A couple months ago I tried to buy Ghost of Tsushima but in a drunken stupor accidentally bought Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. I didn't realize my mistake until I was like an hour into the game (again, drunk) so when I contacted Playstation trying to get a refund they told me I was ineligible for a refund due to already installing the game (even though it installs immediately after purchase).

So is there any way I can give it to someone else? It's not my type of game and I'll never play it so I'd rather see someone actually play it.

 

Inspired by a recent post about fork types. Stuff always seemed unnecessarily complicated.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ThatWeirdGuy1001 to c/nostupidquestions
 

I own a long dagger/short sword. The hilt is in the design of the German eagle with its wings spread out as the hand guard and in the middle of the hand guard is a swastika. The scabbard is also adorned with swastikas on the top, mid section, and bottom.

I don't want to own this piece as I don't want to be seen as a Nazi sympathizer or anything of the sort, but I don't want to sell it to someone who actually is a Nazi sympathizer or something like that.

What do I do with it besides trash it? I don't want to trash it because it's decent quality. It's not historic in any way (which disturbs me to think about) but it's well made.

What can I do with it?

*The item in question is not historical

 

I hate waking up and immediately jumping up to do shit

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Borger 😁 (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by ThatWeirdGuy1001 to c/foodporn
 

It's a bit out of focus but still clear enough to see.

I made myself a BBQ burger. BBQ sauce, ketchup, lettuce, red onion, bacon, with cheddar cheese.

 

I don't even think there's dirt in there. It's an old birdbath with the top removed.

 

And before anyone complains about the ifunny watermark this picture was taken from Google.

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Does Lemmy have a bump system? (self.nostupidquestions)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by ThatWeirdGuy1001 to c/nostupidquestions
 

By bump system I mean someone interacting with a post causing that post to move higher in the main feed.

If so what are the specifics? Is it just upvotes? Just comments? What about if someone archives your post?

Also what's to stop someone from trying to manipulate their own post by adding new comments to try to raise the post in the feed to get more interaction?

 

Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than this.

 

Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than what we already have.

 

Never thought I'd get an irl shitpost before.

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